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Bill Clinton to be Special Envoy to Haiti

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Posted by lord garth 2009-05-19 15:32|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Do the Haitians get to keep him?

Posted by john frum 2009-05-19 16:33|| 2009-05-19 16:33|| Front Page Top

#2 How the hell do you move from being President of the United States to "Special Envoy to Haiti"?

Posted by john frum 2009-05-19 16:35|| 2009-05-19 16:35|| Front Page Top

#3 This reminds me of the movie "Ruthless People", where a moron villain figures that after the big payoff, he and his girlfriend are off to Haiti.

Not Haiti, Tahiti, she reminds him.

Oh, I knew that, he replies.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-05-19 16:43|| 2009-05-19 16:43|| Front Page Top

#4 I for one, am concerned about Hatian women getting AIDS from Bill.

Posted by Frozen Al 2009-05-19 17:19|| 2009-05-19 17:19|| Front Page Top

#5 U.N. officials said they planned to announce the appointment Tuesday, but Clinton jumped the gun, issuing a statement Monday that he was honored to accept Ban's offer.

Ego just couldn't wait, huh, Bubba?
There's a shocker...

Posted by tu3031 2009-05-19 17:30|| 2009-05-19 17:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Bill's Brown Sugar?

First Miss Universe from Haiti.

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-05-19 17:45|| 2009-05-19 17:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Haiti has a cigar industry? Who knew?

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-05-19 18:12|| 2009-05-19 18:12|| Front Page Top

#8 CF I almost blew peanuts out my nose.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2009-05-19 18:27|| 2009-05-19 18:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Deacon, the visuals please! I might ask that you refrain from using terms like "blowing nuts" and Bill Clinton in the same thread.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-05-19 18:32|| 2009-05-19 18:32|| Front Page Top

#10 What? This isn't Scrappleface or the Onion?

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2009-05-19 19:15|| 2009-05-19 19:15|| Front Page Top

#11 "How the Haiti do you move from being President of the United States to "Special Envoy to Hell"?

-- there fixed it for ya

Posted by DMFD 2009-05-19 19:41|| 2009-05-19 19:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Could we make a trade? Send Zero to Haiti and put Bill back in the White House? He can even have his pick of interns, no questions asked.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2009-05-19 19:52|| 2009-05-19 19:52|| Front Page Top

#13 Not Haiti is far enuf away Glen, but I certainly endourse the concept in principle.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-05-19 19:54|| 2009-05-19 19:54|| Front Page Top

#14 And anothr Obama embarrasment is pawned off overseas, out of th media's sight.
Good riddance.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-05-19 20:17|| 2009-05-19 20:17|| Front Page Top

#15 "Heh..I hear y'all loved jerked pork and I just happen to have this ....*zip*...."
"Aiiiieeee!!"
"It's jus' a cold sore, honey!"

what could go wrong?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-05-19 20:22|| 2009-05-19 20:22|| Front Page Top

#16 heh - Frank --

Posted by 3dc 2009-05-19 23:01|| 2009-05-19 23:01|| Front Page Top

#17 I'm feeling a bit ...cutting edge...lately

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