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2009-05-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Cheesus Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag

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Posted by Beavis 2009-05-19 08:21|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 I'll see your Jesus Cheeto and raise you a Honeycomb Allah and a calf with three eyes and two noses...

Hebron Maan Two astonishing phenomena were seen in the southern West Bank towns of Dura and Dhahiriyya, south of Hebron, on Sunday.

In Dura, the Arabic word Allah (God) was found written in honeycomb, while in Dhahiriyya a calf was born with two noses and three eyes.

In a cow farm in Dhahiriyya, a calf was born with two noses close to each other, and three eyes; one on the left, one on the right, and one in the middle of its face. The owners say the calf is healthy and eats and drinks regularly.

The honeycomb with Allah apparently inscribed in it was found in an apiary owned by Akram Al-Arab.

Dogs and cats! Sleeping together!

Posted by tu3031 2009-05-19 10:11|| 2009-05-19 10:11|| Front Page Top

#2 What does it mean when a goose and a dog sleep together? That's what goes on at my farm. And Burt thr Duck keeps trying to hump Heather the Guenea Fowl. With the Aporkalypse at hand I fear for our future.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2009-05-19 12:04|| 2009-05-19 12:04|| Front Page Top

#3 I once found a pigeon dropping that resembled Bill Ayers. Does that count for anything?

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-05-19 12:12|| 2009-05-19 12:12|| Front Page Top

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