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2009-03-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

NZ mall deploys ultimate weapon against unruly teens: Barry Manilow!

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Posted by Mike 2009-03-03 17:16|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT BARRY!

D *** NG IT, MORIARITY, ONCE AGAIN THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T SEND IN THE MARINES AND AIRBORNE TO INVADE NEW ZEALAND!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-03-03 18:12|| 2009-03-03 18:12|| Front Page Top

#2 See, instead the mall should hire themselves a few mafia goons who will quietly take the teens outside, beat them up, steal their money and gadgets and ensure happiness for all. You can even put the videos of the beatings on display for the normal mallgoers to enjoy as they shop in peace and quiet.

Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick 2009-03-03 20:36|| 2009-03-03 20:36|| Front Page Top

#3 This won't end well. It'll just produce a generation of effete, nasally, whiny young people.

Posted by ed 2009-03-03 20:37|| 2009-03-03 20:37|| Front Page Top

#4 How would you tell the difference between that and some of the current generation?

Besides I think the ICC might get involved in the deployment of a Weapon of Mass Whinning....

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-03-03 21:07|| 2009-03-03 21:07|| Front Page Top

#5 If this doesn't work, put on MacArthur Park!

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-03-03 22:21|| 2009-03-03 22:21|| Front Page Top

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