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Guantanamo prisoners tortured by Britney Spears, AC/DC
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Posted by tipper 2008-12-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ]  Top

#1 can cause the inmates long-term psychiatric problems.

How could they tell the difference?

Humph. The weenies should try hanging around any dorm or barracks on a busy night. Hearing loss and brain damage.

I used to play gregorian chant on saturday nights when the stereo wars got going good. It would repel like nothing else, and I personaly found it soothing.
Posted by N guard 2008-12-12 00:24||   2008-12-12 00:24|| Front Page Top

#2 AC/DC fuggin' ROCK d00d!
Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-12-12 00:50||   2008-12-12 00:50|| Front Page Top

#3 They also used tunes like Barney and the Meow Mix song. One of the radio stations here had a bit with Barney singing AC/DC's Shoot to Thrill.

Imagine Barney singing "Too many women, with too many pills."
Posted by Mike N. 2008-12-12 01:10||   2008-12-12 01:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Try living in the US. You are tortured by them daily.

Oh, and screw islam by the way.
Posted by newc">newc  2008-12-12 01:43||   2008-12-12 01:43|| Front Page Top

#5 Good thing they didn't understand the words or their heads would have exploded.

Oh, and

"Givin' the dog a bone!"

Yahhh!
Posted by gorb 2008-12-12 01:50||   2008-12-12 01:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Other ideas:

-Hassidic rock and roll biggest hits

-Obama's complete speeches (translated in Pahsto and Arabic of course).
Posted by JFM">JFM  2008-12-12 05:52||   2008-12-12 05:52|| Front Page Top

#7 "Today, we will play the deluxe boxed set of the collected works of Zamfir, master of the Pan Flute. We'll work backwards in the discography, starting with Disk 42: 'Zamfir plays Hip Hop' "
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2008-12-12 06:33||   2008-12-12 06:33|| Front Page Top

#8 They use the Mothers of Invention?
Posted by badanov 2008-12-12 07:59|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org]  2008-12-12 07:59|| Front Page Top

#9 I can imagine Britney as Ilsa...

If you need to ask what that means, then you would be happier not knowing.
Posted by Anonymoose 2008-12-12 08:00||   2008-12-12 08:00|| Front Page Top

#10 We could also use the best records of

-David Horowitz
-Yehudi Menuhin
-Vladimir Ashkhenazi
-Shlomo Mintz
-Itzhak Perlman
and so on

Of course they know what they hear. :-)
Posted by JFM">JFM  2008-12-12 08:27||   2008-12-12 08:27|| Front Page Top

#11 ... can cause the inmates long-term psychiatric problems.

You know if the lawyers can make this stick, parents across America will be keeping tort lawyers busy for generations suing labels and artists. See! We have legal precedent! It'll end up like the cigarette kickback settlement with lots of well paid lawyers collecting from everyone. The 'artists' are too stupid to grasp the nuance.
Posted by Procopius2k 2008-12-12 08:33||   2008-12-12 08:33|| Front Page Top

#12 They're right, go back to waterboarding them, its much quieter, just a few gurgling sounds.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-12-12 10:04||   2008-12-12 10:04|| Front Page Top

#13 Pikers. There's got to be CDs of 'Puberty Love' out there somewhere.
Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H.  2008-12-12 10:53|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]  2008-12-12 10:53|| Front Page Top

#14 Things could have been worse. We could have played Paris Hilton's CD for hours.

That would break them for sure!
Posted by Frozen Al 2008-12-12 11:26||   2008-12-12 11:26|| Front Page Top

#15 Yanni. John Tesh. Kenny G.

Or better (worse) yet, play the soundtrack from Rent.

Posted by Pappy 2008-12-12 12:04||   2008-12-12 12:04|| Front Page Top

#16 Barry Manilow would be cruel.

Oh, and those crybaby, liberal "musicians" can go fucking live in Saudi and see how long their crap is tolerated.
Posted by DarthVader 2008-12-12 12:52||   2008-12-12 12:52|| Front Page Top

#17 ...Of course, if they played any Yoko Ono, that would be crossing a line.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2008-12-12 13:57||   2008-12-12 13:57|| Front Page Top

#18 I like music loud, if it had alot of static then that would be torture.
Hey Bad, I love Zappa.
Do they use music videos?
Posted by Jan from work 2008-12-12 14:57||   2008-12-12 14:57|| Front Page Top

#19 Do words have no meaning anymore? If someone really is being tortured somewhere what word shall we now use to describe it. The word 'torture' means nothing now thanks to the MSM. Bush = Hitler. If someone like Hitler were to rise again, how shall we describe him? Words like 'tyrant' mean nothing any more. What does 'human rights violations' mean now? Not being allowed to shop at the Gap?
Posted by Chemist 2008-12-12 15:43||   2008-12-12 15:43|| Front Page Top

#20 heh
Posted by Last Breath Farm Resident 2008-12-12 16:23||   2008-12-12 16:23|| Front Page Top

#21 Hit 'em with a solid 24 hours of Philip Glass.
Posted by DMFD 2008-12-12 18:03||   2008-12-12 18:03|| Front Page Top

#22 Do words have no meaning anymore?
Yes and no.
Posted by .5MT 2008-12-12 19:06|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net]  2008-12-12 19:06|| Front Page Top

#23 If you need to break the most hardened terrorist, use this.
Posted by Globfek Trafulax 2008-12-12 22:06||   2008-12-12 22:06|| Front Page Top

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