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2008-11-30 Terror Networks

Al-Qaeda #2 Warns America to Convert to Islam & Give Up Beer

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Posted by tipper 2008-11-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 Molon labe!

Posted by DMFD 2008-11-30 00:13|| 2008-11-30 00:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Give up beer?

Not a fucking chance.

No mercy for you sacrilegious assholes.

Posted by DarthVader 2008-11-30 00:19|| 2008-11-30 00:19|| Front Page Top

#3 Converting to Islam is one thing, but giving up beer is the closest thing to blasphemy I can imagine that the Americans could ever do. We do find your fanatical religious beliefs a bit too looney for our tastes, and we would advise giving us our space, or we can go ape*shit at times.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2008-11-30 00:26|| 2008-11-30 00:26|| Front Page Top

#4 "Beer is proof that Allan loves us and wants us to be happy."

- Bin Yamin al-Fili

Posted by Seafarious 2008-11-30 00:27|| 2008-11-30 00:27|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah but it's American beer. Big deal.

Posted by Fester Creanter3194 2008-11-30 01:11|| 2008-11-30 01:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Depends on what part of America you live in. I'll give up mine if they can pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

Posted by gorb 2008-11-30 02:07|| 2008-11-30 02:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Maybe just placate them a bit and give up the budweiser shite*.

win-win.

* to be replaced with a real beer.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-11-30 04:09|| 2008-11-30 04:09|| Front Page Top

#8 I once carried a case of Anchor Steam Beer as my hand luggage on a flight from SF to NY. In the single 'movie moment' of my life, the case of beer got me noticed by and invited into first class by an attractive woman. The rest of the story isn't suitable for a family audience.

There isn't anything beer can't do.

Posted by phil_b 2008-11-30 04:58|| 2008-11-30 04:58|| Front Page Top

#9 I guess it will take a cocaine fatwa before our bicoastal retards wake from their stupor.

For phil_b, queue a heavy base line and a "Oh yeah" from Duffman.

Posted by ed 2008-11-30 07:22|| 2008-11-30 07:22|| Front Page Top

#10 You'd be surprised how many things seem to make sense after repeatedly bashing your head against the floor every day for most of your life. Just wait until he starts demanding that America breed millions of "Love Camels", because they are virtuous, unlike women.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-11-30 08:36|| 2008-11-30 08:36|| Front Page Top

#11 I've already given up beer.

I just replaced it with tequila, vodka and rum.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2008-11-30 08:43|| 2008-11-30 08:43|| Front Page Top

#12 I guess we shouldn't tell the turbans that anything fermented with sugar has alcohol, like bread. Or maybe we should.

Posted by ed 2008-11-30 08:54|| 2008-11-30 08:54|| Front Page Top

#13 I lost patience with a jihadist type on the net yesterday. We ended up with him screaming about religion so I posted the following for him:

Christians and Buddhists and Animists etc...
Don't go waging jihad on everybody else.

You've trashed them all so let's return the favor.

1) mo was born a barbarian tribal
2) mo's first decent gig was as a boy toy to an older widow.
3) mo didn't really like being a boy toy all that much so moved into trading
4) Somewhere along the line - maybe a whack on the head or something - mo got epilepsy
5) When he got the seizures he claimed to get messages from the big cheese. Sometimes folks believed him and sometimes they didn't. For some reason all the messages were to the benefit of the epileptic boy toy.
6) He used his position as the boy toy trader with epileptic visions to become the bandit chief with booty and a creed of pillage to become the messenger warchief bandit godlet of the rampaging tribes. Something that presaged the cults of the 20th Century with Lenin Stalin Trotsky Mao Che Ho Hitler Emp H. Castro and Kimmy.... A real bloodsucking prototype for future b*stards.
7) He then turned holy war into an art and rape and sacking into harem and sharia justice.

Sounds about right but I likely missed some points...
Tribal, banditry gone holy.

Then he went apesh*t assuming more about what I believed so I wrote (wanting stop his attack on any religion I might or might not claim):
As to my base religious nature Goel - it ran more toward "The Merry Pranksters" as so well described by Mr. Wolfe in some Koolaid test or other...
A roomie from those days still enjoys Burning Man.

Of all the religions the most dangerous to thinking men is the sharia of death one.
It is a Meme of entropy.

Then I sat back and watched as he went totally bonkers on everything and everybody...
Bugs would have loved me... a true elmer fudd moment...

Posted by 3dc 2008-11-30 09:48|| 2008-11-30 09:48|| Front Page Top

#14 3dc I think you let the mentally ill paedo prophet off lightly.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-11-30 09:52|| 2008-11-30 09:52|| Front Page Top

#15 First it was the West getting out of the Saudi Apartheid Islamic Republic, then Israel, giving up Jello, then Indonesia, then Philippines, (fill in the blanks for several 100s of other things), now beer. Shit Ayman, aren't you busy enough managing your honor by dictating what happens between the thighs of Muslim mothers, sisters and wives? Come on, stay out of my womb (oops, that's been take and copyrighted by NOW) I mean frig!

Posted by Hammerhead 2008-11-30 09:59|| 2008-11-30 09:59|| Front Page Top

#16 DMFD, I think you meant "Molson labe", right?

{8^)

Posted by Parabellum 2008-11-30 10:51|| 2008-11-30 10:51|| Front Page Top

#17 What n did sounder of 2 Church Keys turning?

Posted by .5MT 2008-11-30 15:18|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-11-30 15:18|| Front Page Top

#18

These keys .5MT?

Posted by 3dc 2008-11-30 16:48|| 2008-11-30 16:48|| Front Page Top

#19 Looks like dem to me. CondorMan.
Known only to the few who carry the Tap for the President.

Posted by .5MT 2008-11-30 17:21|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-11-30 17:21|| Front Page Top

#20 Beer in my right hand Glock in the left. God bless America and our wonderful Constitution.

Posted by 49 Pan 2008-11-30 19:14|| 2008-11-30 19:14|| Front Page Top

#21 Oh for goodness sake, ayman, how about you kiss my white, Irish-American ass, you piece of rug-bumping desert trash!

Posted by NoMoreBS">NoMoreBS 2008-11-30 19:57|| 2008-11-30 19:57|| Front Page Top

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-11-30 20:32|| 2008-11-30 20:32|| Front Page Top

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