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2008-10-21 Afghanistan

"I was trained to carry out a suicide attack, but I failed"

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Posted by Fred 2008-10-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top
File under: Taliban

#1 Experienced Suicide Bombers are getting harder to find these days.

Posted by Woozle Unusosing8053 2008-10-21 08:35|| 2008-10-21 08:35|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe they should try recruiting New Jersey lawyers. They seem to have the requisite lack of self-esteem.

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2008-10-21 08:46|| 2008-10-21 08:46|| Front Page Top

#3 They also told me that I would earn more blessings from God if I detonated my vest in a crowded area and killed as many infidels as possible.

You know, that makes sense, because detonating the vest while you're alone definitively IS suicide bombing, but it's also kinda pointless, if you think about it.
So, they're right to emphasize this, as that finer point may escape some people!

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-10-21 09:17|| 2008-10-21 09:17|| Front Page Top

#4 uhhhh, Kevin? Ixnay on the ogiclay? Allah wishes his boomers to remain pure by detonating in open fields

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-10-21 09:35|| 2008-10-21 09:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh, well, I was just trying to be helpful.

Remember, my motto is "useless when I should be useful, a nuisance when I just should be useless". It has guided my life, and it got me where I am now, rock bottom.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-10-21 10:03|| 2008-10-21 10:03|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm certainly glad no one was killed, but I can't help thinking this makes him a loser on two counts.

Posted by SteveS 2008-10-21 16:22|| 2008-10-21 16:22|| Front Page Top

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