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2008-08-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who sought its blessing

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Posted by tu3031 2008-08-29 09:17|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Probably figured the magic crocodiles were full, so this would be about as good a time as any for a dip...

I think crocs have a very slow metabolism, they eat, store fat in their tail, and go without eating for quite some time. So, trick to bath over there is to go AFTER the other guy has been eaten, pretty simple if you time that right.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-08-29 10:40|| 2008-08-29 10:40|| Front Page Top

#2 He could have avoided this problem by seeking a blessing from a bunny rabbit.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2008-08-29 11:23|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2008-08-29 11:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Jimmy Carter would disagree.

Posted by ed 2008-08-29 11:58|| 2008-08-29 11:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Nobody cares what Jimmy Carter thinks.
On the other hand, I would avoid bunny rabbits unless I had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California 2008-08-29 13:11|| 2008-08-29 13:11|| Front Page Top

#5 "Please bless me, O venerable Crocodile!"

"Okay, supplicant. Here we go: 'Bless us, O Lord, and this, my gift, which I am about to receive . . .'"

Posted by Mike 2008-08-29 13:40|| 2008-08-29 13:40|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL - Snark of the day Mike!

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-08-29 13:48|| 2008-08-29 13:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Sing along with us NOW!

Posted by Besoeker 2008-08-29 15:56|| 2008-08-29 15:56|| Front Page Top

#8 On the other hand, it's nice to have a god who actually responds.....

Posted by Snomong Sforza2393 2008-08-29 16:00|| 2008-08-29 16:00|| Front Page Top

#9 They have moonbats in Bangladesh too? Wow, who knew?

Posted by DarthVader 2008-08-29 20:25|| 2008-08-29 20:25|| Front Page Top

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