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2008-08-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Claims of Bigfoot corpse found in US leave experts unconvinced

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Posted by Fred 2008-08-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Y'know, if you think Bigfoot's a myth why illustrate the article with a picture of the common jackalope, which is real?

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-08-17 00:35|| 2008-08-17 00:35|| Front Page Top

#2 Well, there used to be a lot of Bigfoots around, but the chupacabras ate 'em all...

Posted by PBMcL 2008-08-17 01:29|| 2008-08-17 01:29|| Front Page Top

#3 the common Jackalope in Musth is a Must to Avoid!!

The Common Georgia Swamp Rabbit that almost killed President Carter is a puny Hamster by comparison!!

True Story:

A charging Jackalope in Musth once sliced my left huevo off; luckily it was saved and then sewn back on again *Thank Gawd*, and thanks to those Female EMTs and Doctors I still have a whole pair.

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-17 18:06|| 2008-08-17 18:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Last I heard, Big Foot is alive & winning swimming meets in Beijing.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2008-08-17 18:17|| 2008-08-17 18:17|| Front Page Top

#5 I for one do believe I saw a genuine FLORIDA/SOUTHERN SWAMP APE many years ago - even as we speak, many Western Perts routinely fail to find the corpses of African Gorillas, Asian Orangutans, North American Grizzles-Black Bears, etc. One should also expect that, as per their Region/Continent-specif natural survival strategies over the millenias, so-called BIGFOOT = YETI, etc? MAY HAD UNDERGONE NORMAL PHYSICAL/ANATOMICAL + BRAIN CHANGES [proteins] = IMPROVEMENTS VV THEIR ANCIENT SIMIAN ANCESTORS???

E.g. "MORGELLONS" > will Mankind devol "back to the future" and dev FEATHERS/WINGS? = FISH SCALES + WEBBED FEET [Kevin Costner = WATERWORLD], perhaps even a HYBRID WINGED/FLYING FISH = FEATHERED [Flying]FISH???

D *** NG IT, LOOKS LIKE THE SUN WANTS US TO BE US PARA-MARINES = [naturally]AMPHIBIOUS + AIRBORNE???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-08-17 19:25|| 2008-08-17 19:25|| Front Page Top

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