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2008-07-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

German nudists complain of Polish peepers

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Posted by Fred 2008-07-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 A few weeks ago I was talking to a young lady who said that when she was 8 or 9 she went to visit family in Germany. She ended up going to the beach. She said she was scarred for life looking at all the old saggy baggy nudists.

Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California 2008-07-30 00:15|| 2008-07-30 00:15|| Front Page Top

#2 "We was there buildin' a sand castle by the German frontier when there's all these nekkid Krauts come outta nowhere. I hollered 'Don't look Emilja!' but it was too late. . . ."

--Ray Stevens, in the little-known Polish language remix of "The Streak"

Posted by Mike 2008-07-30 05:58|| 2008-07-30 05:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Anyone bathing in the Baltic or going naked at its shores should be declared terminally insane.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-07-30 06:20|| 2008-07-30 06:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Perhaps the Germans could hand out eyeshades to the offended Poles.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-07-30 09:42|| 2008-07-30 09:42|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, you don't want looked at, don't go naked.
Otherwise, shut the hell up you pretentious pricks.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-07-30 09:53|| 2008-07-30 09:53|| Front Page Top

#6 For some reason, Germans have a weird fascination with apes. It was noticed by the artist George Grosz, and can be seen to this day in their zoos, where there is usually a crowd several deep to see the ape house.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-07-30 10:05|| 2008-07-30 10:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Re #6: Mexicans have a similar fascination with "dwarfs" and "midgets" (known as "little people in the US but not down south...

Posted by borgboy 2008-07-30 15:09|| 2008-07-30 15:09|| Front Page Top

#8 LMAO Mike

Posted by ryuge 2008-07-30 17:07|| 2008-07-30 17:07|| Front Page Top

#9 TRUCKER'S LAMENT: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE)
(Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller)

I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2008-07-30 18:03|| 2008-07-30 18:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Nudism has absolutely nothing to do with "looking". Nudists just enjoy the sun and the sea. There's nothing sexual about it. That's why it doesn't matter how you look like.

Nudists don't stare at each other. Only clothed people stare and nudists (and hope to find a pretty chick).

Posted by Caesar Angusoper9661 2008-07-30 18:55|| 2008-07-30 18:55|| Front Page Top

#11 "stare at nudists"

Posted by Caesar Angusoper9661 2008-07-30 18:56|| 2008-07-30 18:56|| Front Page Top

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