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2008-06-19 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

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Posted by Mike 2008-06-19 07:05|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 I guess I won't worry about the Ides of 2014 after all.

I'm heading for the Muck4Phone and calling for an expert in this field.

Posted by Oracle Jones 2008-06-19 09:08|| 2008-06-19 09:08|| Front Page Top

#2 There was a Usenet forum some time back, alt.conspiracy, that had lots of stuff like this. A fair bit of it was freaking hilarious; the writers clearly were talented and just as clearly unhinged.

Posted by Steve White 2008-06-19 09:24|| 2008-06-19 09:24|| Front Page Top

#3 The same alt.conspiracy Verizon is trying to suppress?

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-06-19 09:55|| 2008-06-19 09:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't worry, the Time Cube will protect us against any hideous alien invader:

http://timecube.com/

And if that doesn't work, then maybe J.R. "Bob" Dobbs or Gamera the Flying Turtle.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-06-19 10:25|| 2008-06-19 10:25|| Front Page Top

#5 The Masari! Don't forget the Masari! They'll even pick tomatoes for ya!

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-06-19 12:21|| 2008-06-19 12:21|| Front Page Top

#6 Do all of these humanoids, reptilloids, and vapirals have green cards? Or are they . . . (gasp!) . . . illegal aliens?

Posted by Mike 2008-06-19 13:04|| 2008-06-19 13:04|| Front Page Top

#7 silly tinfoil hat guy. everybody knows that all the lizardoids hang out at LGF...

Posted by Querent 2008-06-19 13:10|| 2008-06-19 13:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Don't worry, the Time Cube will protect us against any hideous alien invader:

http://timecube.com/

And if that doesn't work, then maybe J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs or Gamera the Flying Turtle.

Too bad I destroyed the time cube with assistance from Archimedes Plutonium, who I then shipped off to the habitable Venus with Brad Guth, before finally moving it to the orbit of the Moon...

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-06-19 14:32|| 2008-06-19 14:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Don't forget the Daleks.

Posted by Korora">Korora 2008-06-19 18:27|| 2008-06-19 18:27|| Front Page Top

#10 This guy is probably a lot less dangerous than Obama's team of national security advisers.

Posted by Darrell 2008-06-19 18:42|| 2008-06-19 18:42|| Front Page Top

#11 Sheesh. I thought it was going to tell me about the Mex drywallers, plumbers, day laborers, etc., that I could find hanging out in the parking lot of the local Home Depot.

Wonder if the Reptilioids do lawns?

Posted by Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-06-19 18:57|| 2008-06-19 18:57|| Front Page Top

#12 I prefer SOLYENT BIG MAC-HAPPY, TIME-TRAVELING, TWEENAGE- AND STAR UNIVERSITY SPRING BREAK DELINQUENTS, TOURISTS, + SPACE MARXIST PROFS FROM EARTH'S FUTURE MYSELF!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-06-19 20:49|| 2008-06-19 20:49|| Front Page Top

#13 Seriously. the saucer shape is a damned poor design, aerodynamics suck, and the best design for interstellar travel would be a sphere, or massive cylinder that rotates for internal pseudo-gravity.

A rotating disc has all kinds of centrifugal and dynamic undesirable side effects.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-06-19 22:20|| 2008-06-19 22:20|| Front Page Top

#14 Seriously. the saucer shape is a damned poor design, aerodynamics suck, and the best design for interstellar travel would be a sphere, or massive cylinder that rotates for internal pseudo-gravity.

A rotating disc has all kinds of centrifugal and dynamic undesirable side effects. It's unstable.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-06-19 22:23|| 2008-06-19 22:23|| Front Page Top

#15 ...Frank Edwards book FLYING SAUCERS, SERIOUS BUSINESS..

I have several Frank Edwards books. Love 'em. They make really gripping reading on a gloomy day. Full of hooey, though.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2008-06-19 22:30|| 2008-06-19 22:30|| Front Page Top

#16 lil slip of the veil: my middle name is Edward. I'd suggest a jaundiced eye by anyone reading anything by Frank Edward, including anything by me :-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-06-19 22:39|| 2008-06-19 22:39|| Front Page Top

#17 Redneck Jim, Yup, aerodynamically the straight saucer design sucks - it can only be made to work with configurable wing surfaces.

In fact, way back when the UFO fad started, Kenneth Arnold didn't report seeing flying disks. The term "flying saucer" was coined by the media from his description of how the triangular objects he saw flew - like saucers skipping over the water.

Lots of UFOs are triangular, v-shaped, or cigar shaped. A few are spherical. Very, very few are actually shaped like a couple of dinner plates pressed together (though I'd like to see a study of how they might fly if the control surface were configurable).

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2008-06-19 22:44|| fots.cdgroup.org]">[fots.cdgroup.org] 2008-06-19 22:44|| Front Page Top

#18 In fact, way back when the UFO fad started, Kenneth Arnold didn't report seeing flying disks. The term 'flying saucer' was coined by the media from his description of how the triangular objects he saw flew - like saucers skipping over the water.

Yah, I always kinda suspected that saucer-shaped objects sightings were either hoaxes or aliens playing with the earthling's minds by making vehicles that we "expect" to be alien "flying saucers."

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-06-19 23:12|| 2008-06-19 23:12|| Front Page Top

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