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2008-06-11 Afghanistan
Accordion Lady alert: Rumors abound
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Posted by Seafarious 2008-06-11 01:12|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 How about 96 minutes instead?
Posted by gorb 2008-06-11 02:17||   2008-06-11 02:17|| Front Page Top

#2 If so, wait for Barack Obama's heartfelt apology to the disciples of Allen in 5, 4, 3...
Posted by JDB 2008-06-11 02:34||   2008-06-11 02:34|| Front Page Top

#3 We can only hope. If the islamo-cockroach did end up in the roach moetel, we all know that this will not dent let alone end terrorism from allan and his demons. However, I will rest a little easier, with a son in harm's way, that it's the rare bird that does not reap what they so in this life.
Posted by anymouse">anymouse  2008-06-11 02:47||   2008-06-11 02:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Praise be to Allah. One of your faithful servents has come home to Paradise. All right! Virgins line up. One, two, three, ...
Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-06-11 02:50||   2008-06-11 02:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Big deal! How come our ace government workers can track down a mad cow in Canada, but can't find bin Laden? Huh? Can't answer that one, can ya!
/moonbat
Posted by Bobby 2008-06-11 06:11||   2008-06-11 06:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Hey Man! or Ayman? Only Allah knows for sure. Is that a forehead knot over there?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2008-06-11 07:58||   2008-06-11 07:58|| Front Page Top

#7 I like the fat lady singing better. Never mind... I'd be happy with accordion, too!
Posted by Spike Uniter 2008-06-11 08:35||   2008-06-11 08:35|| Front Page Top

#8 I like the fat lady singing better. Never mind... I'd be happy with accordion, too!
Posted by Spike Uniter 2008-06-11 08:35||   2008-06-11 08:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Maybe the fat lady can sing with an accordian accompaniment:

"And now, National Public Radio presents the Yankovic Light Opera Company's production of Wagner's Tannhauser, arranged for accordian and polka band by the Czech composer Jaromír Vejvoda. Jaromír Vejvoda was born in Zbraslav on March 28, 1902, and is best known for his popular work 'The Beer Barrell Polka.' Major funding for this NPR Opera presentation is made possible by a grant from the Ford Foundation, by Monsanto Chemical, and taxpayers like you."
Posted by Mike 2008-06-11 09:08||   2008-06-11 09:08|| Front Page Top

#10 We can only hope ol knot head got his come-in-uppins. Dancing in the streets may follow after the 96-hour rule is satisfied.
Posted by JohnQC 2008-06-11 10:01||   2008-06-11 10:01|| Front Page Top

#11 Spike, the accordion players are the traditional warmup act for the Fat Lady.
Posted by George Smiley 2008-06-11 11:02||   2008-06-11 11:02|| Front Page Top

#12 The problem with a missile strike is it can be so hard to confirm.
Posted by rjschwarz 2008-06-11 11:42||   2008-06-11 11:42|| Front Page Top

#13 Yankovic Light Opera Company

Mike, don't tell me you were a fan of Paul Wilcox's Polka Varieties TV show on Channel 5! Makes me misty-eyed just thinking about it.

(Both the rumor and the show. . . .)
Posted by GORT 2008-06-11 15:06||   2008-06-11 15:06|| Front Page Top

#14 Not a polka fan--my ethnicity is Scots and Irish--but I could not escape it growing up in Youngstown:

-- On Sunday afternoons, half the houses in the neighborhood listened to "Larry Walk's Happy Polkaland Show" on WNIO -- with the volume cranked up!

-- Every wedding reception had the "Chicken Dance."

-- And, of course, who could forget the ad blitz for the annual Penn-Ohio Polka Festival at Idora Park?
Posted by Mike 2008-06-11 15:34||   2008-06-11 15:34|| Front Page Top

#15 You have my condolences. We only had to visit the relatives annually.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-06-11 15:41||   2008-06-11 15:41|| Front Page Top

#16 I find the timing suspicious

This wasn't the Osama I knew

I could no more disown him than I could...

Unfortunately, because of a staff error
Posted by mhw 2008-06-11 18:53||   2008-06-11 18:53|| Front Page Top

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