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2008-05-22

Posted by Fred 2008-05-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 "So I, Roseann Rosannadanna, was sitting in my living room--you know, the one with the stripey wallpaper--so I'm sitting there with a basket of prunes, an' I look at the newspaper, and what's on the front page but me, Roseann Rosannadanna, sitting in my living room with the stripey wallpaper an' a basket of prunes! I coulda died! It just goes to show you, it's always somethin'."

Posted by Mike 2008-05-22 06:50|| 2008-05-22 06:50|| Front Page Top

#2 That is absolutely the worst hair I've ever seen on a bloid girl.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-05-22 08:18|| 2008-05-22 08:18|| Front Page Top

#3 I'll bet she has lots of cats. And ashtrays full of cigarette butts. And not a lotta visitors...

Posted by tu3031 2008-05-22 08:22|| 2008-05-22 08:22|| Front Page Top

#4 That woman is sitting in a nightrobe gorging on chocolate covered cherries, with nothing underneath but a silk teddy -- the hussy! ;-)

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2008-05-22 09:09|| 2008-05-22 09:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Scary

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-05-22 09:22|| 2008-05-22 09:22|| Front Page Top

#6 I think she just bit into the chocolate covered worms confection.

Posted by ed 2008-05-22 09:46|| 2008-05-22 09:46|| Front Page Top

#7 I'd say between yesterday and today we've hit both ends of the spectrum.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-05-22 10:02|| 2008-05-22 10:02|| Front Page Top

#8 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

8. With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.

7. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

6. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

5. Good chocolate is easy to find.

4. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

3. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

2. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

1. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-05-22 11:42|| 2008-05-22 11:42|| Front Page Top

#9 Never get between a woman and her chocolate.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2008-05-22 11:55|| 2008-05-22 11:55|| Front Page Top

#10 SHE's the one that stole my chocolate-covered jalapenos!

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2008-05-22 11:57|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2008-05-22 11:57|| Front Page Top

#11 Well it was nice to see you, grandma. And thanks for the almonds.
Oh, that's all right. Since my teeth broke all I can do is suck the chocolate off them...

Posted by tu3031 2008-05-22 12:08|| 2008-05-22 12:08|| Front Page Top

#12 OK, Fred. I give up! I'll hit the tipjar!

Posted by Whineth Turkeyneck9672 2008-05-22 15:42|| 2008-05-22 15:42|| Front Page Top

#13 Are you sure she is not related to Rosanne Barr? Viola has that mad Lorena Bobbitt look.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-05-22 18:19|| 2008-05-22 18:19|| Front Page Top

#14 Ima thinkrn Mrs. Baxter after the Rojos killed her family

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-22 18:42|| 2008-05-22 18:42|| Front Page Top

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