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2008-05-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Men become impotent because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs

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Posted by tipper 2008-05-13 00:17|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 I think Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has a little problem....

Posted by Dogsbody">Dogsbody 2008-05-13 01:26|| 2008-05-13 01:26|| Front Page Top

#2 A little problem?

DUH!

Got it! ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2008-05-13 01:46|| 2008-05-13 01:46|| Front Page Top

#3 The source is Pravda. 'Nuff said.

Posted by Gliling Lumplump3518 2008-05-13 06:59|| 2008-05-13 06:59|| Front Page Top

#4 . . . women dig a grave for mens health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses . . .

That's a risk I'll just have to take. Bring it on, ladies! I'm not scared.

Posted by Mike 2008-05-13 08:52|| 2008-05-13 08:52|| Front Page Top

#5 What if a person is turned on by the burqa instead of the bikini? There's a case of inventing premises to fit your conclusions--in other words hogwash. A article for publication in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-05-13 09:44|| 2008-05-13 09:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Looking at women in low cut dresses and bare legs gives men a growing problem indeed. My kids would say that whoever wrote this drivel is "Teh Ghey."

Posted by doc 2008-05-13 10:16|| 2008-05-13 10:16|| Front Page Top

#7 If you've ever tooled around eastern Europe, you will more likely suffer from whiplash than a rotting prostate.

Posted by ed 2008-05-13 10:29|| 2008-05-13 10:29|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm willing to risk it.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-05-13 11:06|| 2008-05-13 11:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Doesn't seem to have that effet on me.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-05-13 11:59|| 2008-05-13 11:59|| Front Page Top

#10 I guess I've been doing Civil War Reenacting too long. Whenevr I see a pretty lady at an event I wonder what she would look like in a Bell Gown.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-05-13 12:35|| 2008-05-13 12:35|| Front Page Top

#11 Weird fetish, but to each his own.

Posted by Thinerong Pelosi7252 2008-05-13 12:45|| 2008-05-13 12:45|| Front Page Top

#12 Arabs have the lowest rates of prostate cancer.

My theory is that Anglo women carry the pesky critter that causes prostate problems. Sheep, on the other hand, do not.

Posted by OyVey1 2008-05-13 12:56|| 2008-05-13 12:56|| Front Page Top

#13 Maybe Buggery is good for the prostate?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-05-13 13:28|| 2008-05-13 13:28|| Front Page Top

#14 Thanks for that visual BP, i'll stick to gawking at bosoms and legs, than kew verry much. Hey, its a tough job, somebody's gotta do it.......

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-05-13 15:17|| 2008-05-13 15:17|| Front Page Top

#15 He better stick to grain alcohol and rainwater, so those provocative women will not sap and impurify all of his precious bodily fluids.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-05-13 15:27|| 2008-05-13 15:27|| Front Page Top

#16 . . . women dig a grave for mens health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses . . .

Ummmm, remember this is Russia, where snow and ice are common as winter rain, summer is short, so I guess he'd be somewhat right, it's hard to appreciate a frozen-blue bikini clad babe.

Once inside, now that's another story, poke up the fire, and strip.

You must remember despite the lies, there seems no shortage of Russian Babies.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-05-13 16:10|| 2008-05-13 16:10|| Front Page Top

#17 You must remember despite the lies, there seems no shortage of Russian Babies.

Umm... yes there is. Russia's population is collapsing.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-05-13 18:12|| 2008-05-13 18:12|| Front Page Top

#18 Glad to see you aren't in jail, Darth.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-05-13 19:05|| 2008-05-13 19:05|| Front Page Top

#19 No. It's caused by PMS. End of story.

Posted by Icerigger 2008-05-13 22:45|| 2008-05-13 22:45|| Front Page Top

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