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2008-05-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Don't Take A BB Gun To A Shotgun Fight At A Donut Shop

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-05-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Lane had an extensive criminal history

Not anymore, man! God, it's so good to live in Texas!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2008-05-12 00:16|| 2008-05-12 00:16|| Front Page Top

#2 I was expecting some donut/cop snark, but no...

The perp's mugshot is at the link. Looks to me like he needed killin'. Don't mess with Texas.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-05-12 00:18|| 2008-05-12 00:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Well geez, Scooter, how can we have cop/donut snark -- the one time you need a cop at a donut shoppe they're nowhere to be found ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-05-12 00:41|| 2008-05-12 00:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Heck of a good neighbor: he put his life on the line for her. Good work, Stanley.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2008-05-12 01:40|| 2008-05-12 01:40|| Front Page Top

#5 I think a darwin award is appropriate for a criminal who points a BB gun rifle at a guy holding a shot-gun.

Posted by Sninert Black9312 2008-05-12 04:03|| 2008-05-12 04:03|| Front Page Top

#6 I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm damned glad whenever I hear about one of these scum being killed. Far better for society that the perp gets killed in the act than have him enter the revolving-door justice system, do a few years (at most) in post-graduate criminal training, and then be released with greater skills and fewer inhibitions to prey on more innocent victims. Very well done, Stanley. I wish there were more people like you.

Posted by Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-05-12 05:26|| 2008-05-12 05:26|| Front Page Top

#7 Another triumph for the progressives.

What, you don't see it?

He used a BB gun because he couldn't get a permit for a .357 magnum.

The death, however, should not have happened had the neighbor simply called 911 and not interfered.

Waitaminute! Maybe BB guns should be licensed!

Posted by Progressive Bobby 2008-05-12 06:13|| 2008-05-12 06:13|| Front Page Top

#8 "We have orders that have to be delivered,"

Immigrants are a big part of what makes America great. We should always have room for people like Chong Im.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-05-12 07:20|| 2008-05-12 07:20|| Front Page Top

#9 Livingston....? Good solid Scottish name as I recall.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-05-12 07:43|| 2008-05-12 07:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Saw a bumper sticker in Oklahoma the other day:
"Fight Crime - shoot back"

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-05-12 10:59|| 2008-05-12 10:59|| Front Page Top

#11 What a loser, who robs a doughnut store?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-05-12 11:19|| 2008-05-12 11:19|| Front Page Top

#12 The robber went looking for some Jam, but all he got was a hole in the middle.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-05-12 11:27|| 2008-05-12 11:27|| Front Page Top

#13 What a loser, who robs a doughnut store?

Cops

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-05-12 11:29|| 2008-05-12 11:29|| Front Page Top

#14 Okay, you kill me I'm going to heaven. You go to jail.

AHAHAHAHA!!! That is one good lady and her and her neighbor are damn fine Americans.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-05-12 13:05|| 2008-05-12 13:05|| Front Page Top

#15 Progressive Bobby, BB guns are unlawful in Massachusetts.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-05-12 19:41|| 2008-05-12 19:41|| Front Page Top

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