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2008-03-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Pics of Spitzer's $5,000/hour Sex Therapist

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-03-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 She's a whore and a mutt. Spitz's bodyguards still haven't disclosed if public assets were used for his secretive private purpose. How could they not have been? That would put him in Breach of Trust. Wall Street attornies will keep the knife at his throat. He went after The Street; it is payback time now.

Hillary: is this issue jogging some OTHER public memories?

Posted by McZoid 2008-03-13 02:44|| 2008-03-13 02:44|| Front Page Top

#2 THE RADIO REPORTED THIS MORNING SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT PAYING FOR HER APARTMENT, SINCE HER BOYFRIEND LEFT HER.

Heartbreaking. Sorry about the caps, I have to watch the keyboard to type....

Posted by Bobby 2008-03-13 06:44|| 2008-03-13 06:44|| Front Page Top

#3 She's cute, but she's not $4,300 worth of cute. Certainly not federal-wire-fraud-conviction cute.

Posted by Mike 2008-03-13 06:48|| 2008-03-13 06:48|| Front Page Top

#4 "To sell your soul for all the world.....but for Wales?"

/channeling St. Thomas More off

Posted by no mo uro 2008-03-13 07:09|| 2008-03-13 07:09|| Front Page Top

#5 She would benefit from a good nose job.

Posted by Tiny Ulirt4387 2008-03-13 07:44|| 2008-03-13 07:44|| Front Page Top

#6 The better to snorkel with?

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-03-13 09:34|| 2008-03-13 09:34|| Front Page Top

#7 She's 22 is she? Is that too old to adopt?

Posted by Besoeker 2008-03-13 10:48|| 2008-03-13 10:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Spitzer (who's Jewish) marries a blonde shiksa and then proceeds to seek out the services of a Jewish hooker. Usually, it's the other way around - shiksas are for practice.

Posted by Zhang Fei">Zhang Fei 2008-03-13 10:53|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2008-03-13 10:53|| Front Page Top

#9 She must have Skillz.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-03-13 12:32|| 2008-03-13 12:32|| Front Page Top

#10 The hell with Keeler, run Whaley-Kilmer!

Posted by Chief Running Gag">Chief Running Gag 2008-03-13 12:38|| 2008-03-13 12:38|| Front Page Top

#11 Something from "The Man Who Knew Too Little" would be kinda appropriate... Maybe a maid's uniform?

Posted by Chief Running Gag">Chief Running Gag 2008-03-13 12:39|| 2008-03-13 12:39|| Front Page Top

#12 She must have Skillz.

y'know, in all the various copies I've seen thus far of the Emp. Club's web site, they didn't seem to have pictures of any of those mythical "charismatic mature women between 30 and 40."

I have also been reading a fair bit about Spitzer since this thing broke; he seems to be a typical dominating, maybe even bullying personality type; Frankly, I DON'T think he or any other professional bullying politician type is gonna be the sort of person to be attracted to the "Inara Serra" personality type from Firefly.

I suspect the "skillz" he was paying for was: between 20 and 25, attractive, weak personality, and an ability to keep her mouth shut. And he's probably not doing it for the orgasm itself but for the thrill of getting away with it.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-03-13 12:51|| 2008-03-13 12:51|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm freezing at $225 an hour.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-03-13 13:16|| 2008-03-13 13:16|| Front Page Top

#14 How come a $400 million dollar man (or will when his daddy kicks the bucket) hires the cheapest hooker (3 diamonds) in the stable? You'd think with that much money Spitzer would go though 7 diamond hookers like a Saudi prince on a Paris vacation.

Posted by Glatle Squank2096 2008-03-13 13:27|| 2008-03-13 13:27|| Front Page Top

#15 Abdominal Snowman, interesting take. You seem to know us humans well, but I sure hope it's not because you're involved in those UFO abductions thingie!!!

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-03-13 13:36|| 2008-03-13 13:36|| Front Page Top

#16 Attorney General then Gubernator.
$5000 for a session wid a prostitute.

Spitzer's wife is hiz most costly contract...

Wait till she startz renegotiations.

Posted by RD">RD 2008-03-13 13:38|| 2008-03-13 13:38|| Front Page Top

#17 No, the only things I've ever "abducted" is luggage.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-03-13 13:39|| 2008-03-13 13:39|| Front Page Top

#18 Gotta agree w/ McZoid (re: mutt); not even close to making the cut for the SI swimsuit issue and doubtful if she even ever made Hugh's short list for Centerfold of the Month. Of course now she will because of her, uh, noteriety, but not for any other, shall we say, attribute.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-03-13 14:23|| 2008-03-13 14:23|| Front Page Top

#19 Fodder for the fourth estate to report on the first and second oldest professions. I always get the first and second oldest professions mixed up. That is, I can't tell which one it is that is screwing up.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-03-13 16:58|| 2008-03-13 16:58|| Front Page Top

#20 Correction: "...screwing us."

Posted by JohnQC 2008-03-13 16:59|| 2008-03-13 16:59|| Front Page Top

#21 Spitzer is an idiot but then New York has a recent history of electing idiots. Should have spent the $80 K on his kids' educations. Might buy a year at Harvard for one of them.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-03-13 17:07|| 2008-03-13 17:07|| Front Page Top

#22 How come a $400 million dollar man (or will when his daddy kicks the bucket) hires the cheapest hooker (3 diamonds) in the stable?

She calls him "Daddy"

Posted by Glavirong Tojo6612 2008-03-13 19:49|| 2008-03-13 19:49|| Front Page Top

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