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2008-02-19 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iran: Religious edict authorises crocodile meat consumption

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Posted by Fred 2008-02-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Iran

#1 Fins and scales folks. Fins and scales.

Posted by newc">newc 2008-02-19 04:27|| 2008-02-19 04:27|| Front Page Top

#2 In some US states such as Florida, crocodile steak is considered a delicacy.

In Louisiana EVERYTHING is considered a delicacy.

(Never ask a Cajun whats in the pot)

Posted by BrerRabbit 2008-02-19 09:03|| 2008-02-19 09:03|| Front Page Top

#3 "In some US states such as Florida, crocodile steak is considered a delicacy."

It would be, considering that there are only a few dozen crocodiles in Florida, compared to millions of alligators.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-02-19 09:03|| 2008-02-19 09:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Sounds like the sort of fatwa that gets issued when other foodstuffs are becoming scarce or expensive...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2008-02-19 10:10|| 2008-02-19 10:10|| Front Page Top

#5 #2 lol. "Mah, mah Beudreaux this heah crocadia tase jest lak 'gator meat."

Posted by GK 2008-02-19 10:12|| 2008-02-19 10:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Gator tastes good!

Posted by 3dc 2008-02-19 13:17|| 2008-02-19 13:17|| Front Page Top

#7 But now suppose, one had sex with that alligator---can he still eat it?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2008-02-19 18:25|| 2008-02-19 18:25|| Front Page Top

#8 I have one fine recipe for very Tough Olde 'Gator Meat. In fact, I bet I could sell this to Zen for the high dollar.

Step I
Begin Assembling Ingredients
1) large piece of Olde 'Gator Tail. 45 lbs
2) Cajun Fixins & Spices
3) mess of Hot Chilies
4) 3 bottles Tabasco
5) tin can full up w/ dried Cayenne
6) Louisiana-style Red hot sauce
7) Large Sack of onions
8) Stout Cypress Board larger than the Olde 45 lb. piece of Meat in Question

Step II

Tenderize Olde 'Gator meat
1) pound meat with big wooden mallet.
2) pummel meat with fists until tired.
3) Jump up and down on Olde 'Gater meat with clean rubber boots.
4) Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3 until Olde 'Gater is tender.

Step III

1) Hand Rub every ingredient into the 'Gator Meat in proportions to yer liking
2) Hand rub them Spices and Ingredients some more..
3) Repeat

Now after the 6 or 7 hours of preparation take the 'Gator Meat liberally slathered with the Spices and Ingredients and carefully place it on the Cooking Cypress Board and slip it into a slow cooking hardwood & fruit-wood burning oven.

next check the 'Gator just before sunset and bedtime, the oven should be set at around 240F.

The Next morning the smell should be driving every neighbor and hound dog for ten miles around into pure ecstasy

Now is the time for every man to stand up and join the Marines

Posted by RD">RD 2008-02-19 19:52|| 2008-02-19 19:52|| Front Page Top

#9 Step Four: Call Papa John's already. We're *starving*!

Posted by Seafarious 2008-02-19 20:03|| 2008-02-19 20:03|| Front Page Top

#10 But now suppose, one had sex with that alligator---can he still eat it?

I'm gonna go out on a (missing?) limb here and say if someone had sex with an alligator, they can probably do whatever they want.

(note: no mention of the camel/ship of the desert joke here!)

Posted by SteveS 2008-02-19 20:24|| 2008-02-19 20:24|| Front Page Top

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