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2008-02-11 Afghanistan
Mullah accidently blows up self, sons
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Posted by tipper 2008-02-11 02:41|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top

#1 Been using a Palestinian instructions manual?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2008-02-11 03:17||   2008-02-11 03:17|| Front Page Top

#2 A lower level mullah studying for the IED 103 class, which would have qualified him on the Holy Landmine of Antioch.
Posted by gorb 2008-02-11 03:24||   2008-02-11 03:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Hmmmm. Does this qualify fo a triple Darwin award? Good job, Mr Mullah.
Posted by GK 2008-02-11 04:10||   2008-02-11 04:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Greater love hath no man than this, that he shall take his sons with him to paradise.

Apologies to the Apostle John.
Posted by Bobby 2008-02-11 06:00||   2008-02-11 06:00|| Front Page Top

#5 A good news story with a happy ending to start the day.
Posted by phil_b 2008-02-11 06:07||   2008-02-11 06:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Holy Bouncing Betty! Does this signal a long awaited trend?
Posted by Besoeker 2008-02-11 06:07||   2008-02-11 06:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Saving Time
Posted by Icerigger 2008-02-11 08:55|| http://coonlakebeach.com/news.htm]">[http://coonlakebeach.com/news.htm]  2008-02-11 08:55|| Front Page Top

#8 All trouble starts with the Mullahs/Imans!!!!
Posted by Paul 2008-02-11 09:12||   2008-02-11 09:12|| Front Page Top

#9 now wait a minute. It was very wrong for this Mullah and his AQ friends to kill the under 15 sons, who are minors after all and whom their dad is responsible for.

damn, Im a liberal.
Posted by liberalhawk 2008-02-11 09:48||   2008-02-11 09:48|| Front Page Top

#10 
LH, I b'lieve you're one of those "moderate" liberals we keep looking for... ;)
Posted by Seafarious 2008-02-11 10:03||   2008-02-11 10:03|| Front Page Top

#11  Greater love hath no man than this, that he shall take his sons with him to paradise. Apologies to the Apostle John

Damn I miss everything when did John F. become an Apostle? :)
Posted by Snaith Speaking for Boskone8005 2008-02-11 12:30||   2008-02-11 12:30|| Front Page Top

#12 I think GK is on to something. If the Darwin Award is for retards who kill themselves in unique and intertaining ways, thereby raising the IQ of the human race as a whole and providing the rest of us with entertainment in the process, there should be a separate and more prestigious award for killing not only yourself but other retards as well. The floor is open for naming the new award, but even in the absence of a formal name, I'd like to nominate the AQ-in- Iraq management for the as yet unnamed award. By p*ssing off the Sunnis, they managed to just about get everyone in their outfit killed off.
Posted by Mercutio 2008-02-11 12:40||   2008-02-11 12:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Appears cause of death was "tinkering"...

A militant mullah and two of his children were killed when a bomb he was making exploded prematurely at their Afghanistan home.Abdul Wasay was tinkering with the explosives at his home in Helmand province when they blew up, said a police spokesman. Wasay's wife and daughter were also seriously wounded.

Look soon for the new safety pamphlet from Mutual of Khandar, "So You're Going to Tinker With Explosives"...
Posted by tu3031 2008-02-11 12:40||   2008-02-11 12:40|| Front Page Top

#14 I'm beginning to believe that all mullahs study under an one-eyed one who's also colorblind and missing a left hand. One has to ask one's self how effective a teacher he'd be if he's already lost a hand and an eye. Yeah, accidents happen, but they happen much more frequently when you're following someone who's already proven he's inept.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2008-02-11 12:41|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2008-02-11 12:41|| Front Page Top

#15 Its getting damned lonely these days Sea. Unless of course one agrees with all them talk radio fellahs that McCain and his supporters are really liberals, which Im increasingly tempted to do ;)
Posted by liberalhawk 2008-02-11 12:47||   2008-02-11 12:47|| Front Page Top

#16 this calls for chocolate...

with special chocolate for LH, you're not alone. but you're right, we "small-l liberals who 'get it'" are few & far between these days.
Posted by Querent 2008-02-11 12:53||   2008-02-11 12:53|| Front Page Top

#17 And all the more treasured because of that, my dears.
Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife  2008-02-11 13:12||   2008-02-11 13:12|| Front Page Top

#18 How about we put more defective initiators in the supply pipeline for AQ until the fight isn't about Pasthuns militants versus the Afghan government, but who's the unlucky sod who has to put the bomb together ( and get blown to bits).
Posted by blackcat 2008-02-11 13:14||   2008-02-11 13:14|| Front Page Top

#19 I'm more interested in the two "Others" hauled away before police got there.

No "Honest" reason for that,
plenty of "Dishonest" reasons, primarily to hide their ID.

Now my curiosity bump is humming madly, Hummmm.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-02-11 15:02||   2008-02-11 15:02|| Front Page Top

#20  there should be a separate and more prestigious award for killing not only yourself but other retards as well. The floor is open for naming the new award.

How about "Darwin Squared" (D2)
Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-02-11 17:00||   2008-02-11 17:00|| Front Page Top

#21 Damn I miss everything when did John F. become an Apostle?

Failed presidential candidate Kerry became an Apostle when Jesus gave him a magic hat. Records are unclear but it appears to have been about the time they went upriver together into Cambodia to search for Marlon Brando.
Posted by SteveS 2008-02-11 17:37||   2008-02-11 17:37|| Front Page Top

#22 LOL Steve.
Posted by lotp 2008-02-11 20:14||   2008-02-11 20:14|| Front Page Top

#23 "Pa, What do T.N.T. spell?"
Posted by bruce 2008-02-11 20:19||   2008-02-11 20:19|| Front Page Top

#24 #3, 12 & 20. How about the 'HMS Beagle Award' for cleansing the gene pool of more than one strain or generation of doofuses.
Posted by GK 2008-02-11 21:22||   2008-02-11 21:22|| Front Page Top

#25 I guess God wasn't willing your mullahness.
Posted by Broadhead6 2008-02-11 21:37||   2008-02-11 21:37|| Front Page Top

#26 You mean the shallah was out?
Posted by Fred 2008-02-11 21:43||   2008-02-11 21:43|| Front Page Top

#27 ROFL, Fred.

It took me a minute.... :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2008-02-11 21:46|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2008-02-11 21:46|| Front Page Top

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