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2008-02-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

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Posted by Fred 2008-02-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 ... though after 8th grade we don't usually roll up on one cheek to crack one off.

Eh? Really?

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2008-02-05 05:58|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2008-02-05 05:58|| Front Page Top

#2 It has always struck me as somewhat strange that some women go to any length not to fart out loud or fart in public. This independent survey extends to my EXs and relatives. It's also cross cultural, hey maybe loud reports are in the DNA!
~:)

Of course nowadays I'm way to considerate to Fart around anyone, even though my Flatus-es are pine-scented springtime-fresh noiseless emissions!

Truth be told it's my extensive LURRP training; It broke me of the Bad habit of ripping Loud MARK V Battle Farts off during combat [firefights].

/PU

Posted by RD">RD 2008-02-05 06:07|| 2008-02-05 06:07|| Front Page Top

#3 I would have to just move my belongings into detention.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2008-02-05 07:25|| 2008-02-05 07:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Haha... it actually reminds me... I had the nickname... the "B1 Bomber" for awhile in middle school... silent but deadly... lol...

Blackvenom-2001

Posted by Blackvenom-2001 2008-02-05 08:48|| 2008-02-05 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 When I was in Junior High, farting was a competitive sport! And we didn't call it middle school either.

What a bunch of wussies these Liberals are. Time to thin the herd.

Posted by Grack Guelph4970 2008-02-05 09:27|| 2008-02-05 09:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Honestly teacher (fart monitor?), I didn't mean to fart--it was unintentional.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-02-05 10:22|| 2008-02-05 10:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Next is the ban on boners for students called upon to write something on the blackboard.

Posted by Excalibur 2008-02-05 10:43|| 2008-02-05 10:43|| Front Page Top

#8 Fools! Don't they realize the danger!? This is criminal! Madness.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-02-05 11:08|| 2008-02-05 11:08|| Front Page Top

#9 What do you do to teachers that Fart?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-02-05 13:35|| 2008-02-05 13:35|| Front Page Top

#10 I got one thing to say to the principal of this school...

C'mere and pull my finger.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-02-05 13:40|| 2008-02-05 13:40|| Front Page Top

#11 Bring me the guilty anus!!

Posted by macofromoc 2008-02-05 13:58|| 2008-02-05 13:58|| Front Page Top

#12 This school is certainly dumb. The boys could always retaliate by going silent but deadly.
Classes would be interrupted as students panicked for clean air. I think the FRAP and giggle option is far more humane than the white raisin toxin.

Posted by wxjames 2008-02-05 15:44|| 2008-02-05 15:44|| Front Page Top

#13 Now, how can you persuade boys from eating their sprouts if they aren't allowed to have a little fun at class

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-02-05 16:09|| 2008-02-05 16:09|| Front Page Top

#14 Legal question for all you lawyers in the RBurg crew (yeah, right)....

Does eating at the school cafeteria constitute intent?

Posted by Tarzan Ebbuting8994 2008-02-05 17:32|| 2008-02-05 17:32|| Front Page Top

#15 I think this article calls for the Mr. Methane graphic.

Posted by xbalanke 2008-02-05 17:34|| 2008-02-05 17:34|| Front Page Top

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