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2007-12-05 Home Front: WoT
Gitmo Inmate Cuts Throat, but Survives
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Posted by Steve White 2007-12-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 Time to extend the shower time limit I'd say. Twenty or thirty more minutes should be sufficient for a good bleeding out.
Posted by Besoeker 2007-12-05 00:17||   2007-12-05 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 MAtbe we xould send the next suicide attemp into to Cuba for medical help. Heard they have top notch healthcare.
Posted by Mike N. 2007-12-05 00:50||   2007-12-05 00:50|| Front Page Top

#3 prisoner received several stitches and spent a week under psychiatric observation

I hope they didn't cut his fingernails.
Posted by gorb 2007-12-05 03:42||   2007-12-05 03:42|| Front Page Top

#4 A Guantanamo Bay prisoner slashed his throat with a sharpened fingernail last month

Chiun from the "Destroyer" series would be proud of this fellow. He has all the makings of a natural assassin.
Posted by Snarong B. Hayes8239 2007-12-05 04:40||   2007-12-05 04:40|| Front Page Top

#5 That's tragic.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2007-12-05 07:47||   2007-12-05 07:47|| Front Page Top

#6 Why the hell can't we just give all these animals Jim Jones cool aid and be done with it. I've got no problem with muslim terrorist killing themselves. Just as long as they don't take any humans with them.
Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger  2007-12-05 08:11||   2007-12-05 08:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Better luck next time. Maybe someone will drop a box cutter in his cell.

"Cuts Throat", finger nail and several stitches do not compute. A more appropriate headline: "Gitmo Inmate Scratches Himself, Unfortunately No Sepsis. Grauniad In Tizzy".
Posted by ed 2007-12-05 08:53||   2007-12-05 08:53|| Front Page Top

#8 The box cutter idea is excellent.

Though I still cannot fathom why we have not gone Roman on these goat raping primitives. There should be crucifixes lining the highways in and out of conquered Mecca.
Posted by Excalibur 2007-12-05 10:21||   2007-12-05 10:21|| Front Page Top

#9 There should be crucifixes impaled Mohammedans lining the highways in and out of conquered Mecca.

There, fixed it!
Posted by Fester Angoluling9790 2007-12-05 10:39||   2007-12-05 10:39|| Front Page Top

#10 [Aris Katsaris has been pooplisted.]
Posted by Aris Katsaris">Aris Katsaris  2007-12-05 10:40|| http://katsaris.livejournal.com]">[http://katsaris.livejournal.com]  2007-12-05 10:40|| Front Page Top

#11 Bwaaaaahahaha! The lister still works!
Posted by Mike N. 2007-12-05 14:41||   2007-12-05 14:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Speaking of pooplists, where has Zenster been of late? I haven't seen any screeds from him for a number of days.

Has he been...you know...listed?
Posted by Black Charlie Shulet7688 2007-12-05 14:59||   2007-12-05 14:59|| Front Page Top

#13 "Dying is easy, It's living that's hard."

An extra ten points if you know who said that, and where/when. ;-)

Seriously, how many bad guys would confess to anything rather than be condemned to an open ended sentence where the high point is collecting feces for flinging at the guards?
Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife  2007-12-05 15:00||   2007-12-05 15:00|| Front Page Top

#14 "Dying is easy, It's living that's hard."

Isn't that a take on "Dying is easy, comedy is hard", by Donald Wolfit???
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-12-05 15:44||   2007-12-05 15:44|| Front Page Top

#15 Could that be Annie Lennox???

(note that while I searched for this one, I actually knew Wolfit's, which I find very funny, given the circumstances - he was on his deathbed).
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-12-05 15:46||   2007-12-05 15:46|| Front Page Top

#16 Maybe he can kill himself with his teacup.

/Riddick
Posted by Free Radical">Free Radical  2007-12-05 16:20||   2007-12-05 16:20|| Front Page Top

#17 Clint: Outlaw Josey Wales
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-12-05 17:07||   2007-12-05 17:07|| Front Page Top

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