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2007-11-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Cops Crack Down on Hallucinogenic Toad Licking Trend

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Posted by Fred 2007-11-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 You would not want to lick the poisonous toads on Kauai in Hawaii.......unless you are dumb enough.

Posted by Alaska Paul in Fairbanks">Alaska Paul in Fairbanks 2007-11-16 00:29|| 2007-11-16 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 I sense a business opportunity here: Toad flavored lollipops! They'd have to be dark green, of course.

Posted by gorb 2007-11-16 04:25|| 2007-11-16 04:25|| Front Page Top

#3 "Duuuude, don't, like, bogart the toad, man."

Posted by Mike 2007-11-16 07:59|| 2007-11-16 07:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Crack Down on Hallucinogenic Toad Licking Trend

Save that line for Clinton's a**kissing entourage. Heh.

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-11-16 08:24|| 2007-11-16 08:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Hallucinogenic Toad Licking Trend

Another Human Activity/Endeavor added to my *Never* Do list.

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-11-16 08:45|| 2007-11-16 08:45|| Front Page Top

#6 This is nothing new. Way back in the late '80's in South Carolina this becoming a fashion. I wonder who was the first person to lick a toad.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-11-16 10:01|| 2007-11-16 10:01|| Front Page Top

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"It's mine. First I'm going to **** it, and then I'm going to lick it!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-11-16 11:22|| 2007-11-16 11:22|| Front Page Top

#8 "No, officer, that's not my toad, an' I got no idea how it got in here...."

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-11-16 13:43|| 2007-11-16 13:43|| Front Page Top

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-16 13:51|| 2007-11-16 13:51|| Front Page Top

#10

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-16 13:52|| 2007-11-16 13:52|| Front Page Top

#11 That last image should have a caption reading: "Hey, Mr. Toad! Gimme back my hand."

Seriously, though. As others have noted, if you are so hard up for a buzz that you're willing to lick a toad, ~~either you're Monica Lewinsky or~~ there's not much hope for any sort of substantial rehabilitation.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-11-16 15:20|| 2007-11-16 15:20|| Front Page Top

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