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2007-10-27 Europe

Italy: Koran toilet seat cover angers cleric

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Posted by Fred 2007-10-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top
File under: Global Jihad

#1 Not bad, but toilet paper with "verses" from Koran would be nicer. The moment somebody has it on sale, I'll buy a subscription.;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2007-10-27 00:45|| 2007-10-27 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 How to put it without being indelicate? OK. I wouldn't want quotations from a Quran touching any parts of my body---especially that one.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2007-10-27 01:37|| 2007-10-27 01:37|| Front Page Top

#3 OK, how about a toilet brush with Koran verses on it?

Posted by gorb 2007-10-27 03:16|| 2007-10-27 03:16|| Front Page Top

#4 I am possessed by the urge to spell out passages from the koran using strips of bacon.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-10-27 09:35|| 2007-10-27 09:35|| Front Page Top

#5 It would be quite an exercise in humor to create a website advertising Koranic TP, hosted in some country that doesn't give a damn what Muslims think.

Since such a product would most likely be prohibitively expensive, the stunt would be to make it look like you were selling it, and a LOT of it.

For example, have a minimum order of 10,000 rolls @ $5/each, with unspecified shipping charges. If you got any inquiries, have an auto-reply set up that "current backlog is delaying new orders, but we are greatly expanding production, so please provide an email so that we can notify you when we are taking new orders."

And of course, if you really wanted some fun, have a poorly translated version of the page in Arabic. With keywords like "Jihad, Osama, martyrdom, Zawahiri, Koran", etc.

The website itself would have to be totally impervious to hacker and DDoS attacks.

Contact 1-800 number for the Clinton campaign?

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-10-27 10:04|| 2007-10-27 10:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Still think we need a picture of a pig with a body of a Koran and the head of Mohammed followed by a bunch of little piggies made the same way with turbans and burqas and call it Mo & the Porkoranimals.

Do you think a stip of bacon would make a suitable book mark for the death-cult manual?

Posted by AlanC 2007-10-27 12:19|| 2007-10-27 12:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Yet again, who the hell are these savages to order us to enforce their perverse sharia laws? Objectively, their self-appointed "prophet" was a womanizing fraud and a bandit, and their concocted deity is a figment of a sick mind. If they don't like those words, then they can dislike them back where their "prophet" devised his scam.

Posted by McZoid 2007-10-27 14:43|| 2007-10-27 14:43|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm beginning to think that maybe we need a retooled edition of the Koran. Sort of like a cross between "Bored of the Rings" and Monty Python's Hungarian Phrasebook. Keep it just barely pious enough but insert all kinds of rude and suggestive allusions. This could make the cartoonifada look like a garden party.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-10-27 16:58|| 2007-10-27 16:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Make it look like a bad translation into Pakistani or Malaysian English, and you could probably make a profit, too, Zenster. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2007-10-27 18:17|| 2007-10-27 18:17|| Front Page Top

#10 Anonyimoose, is there a country, any country in the world, that doesn't give a damn about what the Muslims think???

Posted by WolfDog 2007-10-27 18:21|| 2007-10-27 18:21|| Front Page Top

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