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2007-10-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Traumatized by 7-foot python that showed up in toilet

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-17 07:55|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Somebody found the snake too big to handle and abandoned it. Either that, or it got to big to handle and escaped. Snakes like pipes. The hot water piped keep them warm, and the mice and bugs running along the pipes enable the snakes to make a living.

(begin rant) WHY IN BLAZES DON'T PEOPLE DO THEIR HOMEWORK BEFORE GETTING ANY KIND OF PET? Find out how big it gets, how long it lives, and figure out how you're going to take care of it before buying it! (end rant)

Posted by mom">mom 2007-10-17 10:39|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2007-10-17 10:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Serious penis envy problem there.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-10-17 11:07|| 2007-10-17 11:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Serious penis envy problem there.

I initially envisaged posting this with the Ron Jeremy or John Holmes pic in the archive, but I thought it might have been considered a tad tasteless...

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-17 11:17|| 2007-10-17 11:17|| Front Page Top

#4 ...in the wee hours of Monday morning.

Yeah, those are always the wee hours for me too.

...a first-floor tenant in the four-story Tiffany Place walkup reported seeing the creature slithering down the basement steps eight days earlier.

"I just thought it was the DTs again!"

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-10-17 12:32|| 2007-10-17 12:32|| Front Page Top

#5 She should have consulted the European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zurich. I'm sure it was at least 50 Courics!

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-10-17 13:26|| 2007-10-17 13:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Nobody knows where the snake came from, or how it made its way up three stories of piping...

He was just trying to escape from the gators in the sewers.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-10-17 15:16|| 2007-10-17 15:16|| Front Page Top

#7 My friend Mick had a forty foot dick
showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake
and now its only four foot, four.

Posted by remoteman 2007-10-17 15:24|| 2007-10-17 15:24|| Front Page Top

#8 Pythons can kill humans by constricting with sufficient force to stop blood circulation for 3 minutes. However, studies have shown that to do so the creature would have to be at least 15 foot long. A 7 footer couldn't kill an adult.

Posted by Woodrow Flique2473 2007-10-17 15:35|| 2007-10-17 15:35|| Front Page Top

#9 I might die from the fright.

Posted by Unutle McGurque8861 2007-10-17 15:41|| 2007-10-17 15:41|| Front Page Top

#10 MOANING/SCREAMING MYRTLE, ala Harry Potter???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-10-17 19:59|| 2007-10-17 19:59|| Front Page Top

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