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2007-09-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

things that cause BDS Apoplexy #768.43449

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Posted by Mike 2007-09-06 06:57|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Where do I sign up again?
And where the hell were girls like this when I was in?!?!?!?

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-09-06 07:31|| 2007-09-06 07:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Where they were? Bathing and prettying in themselseves for the presidential visit. Want to get girls? Run for President.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-09-06 07:40|| 2007-09-06 07:40|| Front Page Top

#3 That one girl is cute. But something about 2-headed chicks always freaks me out.

Posted by Captain Lewis 2007-09-06 08:04|| 2007-09-06 08:04|| Front Page Top

#4 Captain Lewis: That one girl is cute. But something about 2-headed chicks always freaks me out

DarthVader: And where the hell were girls like this when I was in?!?!?!?,

--->HA! The rear-echelon bastids hoarded dem DarthVader!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

l am open minded about Hawt Freaky Wimmins tho!

1) One To Four Lactating Breasts, yep Possible.

2) Two Attractive talking Heads that have the powers of speech but both have convenient off-switches, way Possible.

3) Two Heads Make Lots of Flowing Scented Hair and That's Definitely a turn on, yes Possible.

4) heh, any other Female extra parts, Possible.

~:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-09-06 09:15|| 2007-09-06 09:15|| Front Page Top

#5 The man is so comfortable around troops.

Unlike his predecessor.

Posted by lotp 2007-09-06 09:53|| 2007-09-06 09:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Unlike his predecessor.

I can read Bush's mind. He's thinking, "Bill Clinton, eat your heart out."

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-09-06 10:58|| 2007-09-06 10:58|| Front Page Top

#7 I got to see it once in person myself over there, and he's far more than comfortable - he's ecstatic and transformed when in contact with the troops. Understandably. I'm not very political and I'm very non-partisan, but nothing baffles me more than the refusal by so many to recognize Dubya's decency and personal connection to the people under his command who go in harm's way.

As to the hawt chix in the field, back in my little corner of the rear echelon there were quite a few - damn there IS something about a young hottie in uniform, esp. when armed of course - the handsome young Australians got their pick. There was a USAF major in our office for a while, who was stunning enough in her fatigues, but unfortunately once I ran into her in the laundry trailer, where she was wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt. OMG.

Posted by Verlaine 2007-09-06 11:37|| 2007-09-06 11:37|| Front Page Top

#8 There is sort of a down side to this.

Some of the hot enlisted chicks make a game of seducing officers.

I'm guessing that most brigades take a don't-ask- don't-tell approach to this and usually nothing bad happens. However, sometimes the liaison goes bad and the participants don't work well together thereafter. Also sometimes the hottie gets preggers.

Posted by mhw">mhw 2007-09-06 12:26|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-09-06 12:26|| Front Page Top

#9 I should not have implied that its all the hotties fault in the posting about. Sorry.

Posted by mhw">mhw 2007-09-06 12:28|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-09-06 12:28|| Front Page Top

#10 mhw, sorry you don't understand.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell is a special double super secret program only for 'gays'. It does not apply to heterosexual behaviors. While gays caught 'dirty' are simply separated from service with a general discharge, heteros caught in adultery or fraternizing face potential courts martial and a less than desirable discharge.

You see its never been about 'equality', it's been about power.

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-09-06 13:17|| 2007-09-06 13:17|| Front Page Top

#11 Procopius

Maybe when/where you served this was true.

When I served there were a bunch of hetero Off/Enl liaisons (and some Enl/Enl and Off/Off adultry and yes, one Enl/Enl gay liaison that may not have gone 'all-the-way') that were general knowledge and we did nothing official about it).

It was the cold war era however and the potential for mission damage wasn't great.

Posted by mhw">mhw 2007-09-06 13:39|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-09-06 13:39|| Front Page Top

#12 Here is my 'There I was' story:
NAS JAX about 1975-ish;
AZ3 female worked in our QA shop as document control; LT male was the QAO and a SAR pilot.
AZ3's hubby was disabled vet.
NAS ODO caught AZ3 and Lt in his Audi out behind base housing.
LT lost his QAO gig, lost his SAR pilot duties, ended up pasting base stickers on cars at Security; AZ3 got a way-quick transfer to parts unknown. hubby got deevorce and all sorts of bennies. think he got a settlement from the USN to.
as a PS to the story, the AZ3 would not even talk to an enlisted unless her job absolutely required it.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-09-06 14:21|| 2007-09-06 14:21|| Front Page Top

#13 USN, don't tell your story to Bill Clinton.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-09-06 14:26|| 2007-09-06 14:26|| Front Page Top

#14 Adultery is hard to prove but "involvement in an inappropriate relationship" is much more simple. I've conducted NJP on several of these and even put a few up (who more than deserved it) for Bn NJP and possible Court Martial. I tell my Marines if they're caught w/another Marine's spouse I'll kill them.

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-09-06 15:11|| 2007-09-06 15:11|| Front Page Top

#15 And if you don't someone else will; but less mercifully.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-09-06 15:15|| 2007-09-06 15:15|| Front Page Top

#16 EU6305; Don't worry, I wouldn't tell that lop-eared pig-phuquer anything. And that goes double for his lard ass wife.
and their kid is fugly to boot.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-09-06 15:42|| 2007-09-06 15:42|| Front Page Top

#17 I tell my Marines if they're caught w/another Marine's spouse I'll kill them.

And that is why we are love JarHed.

Posted by Thomas Woof 2007-09-06 18:22|| 2007-09-06 18:22|| Front Page Top

#18 Mike, and sometimes it goes the other way. Do you remember the female BBC reporter working in Iraq a few years ago who suddenly quit her job and flew to the US with her new fiance? She was described as embedding herself with a FBI agent.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-09-06 20:23|| 2007-09-06 20:23|| Front Page Top

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