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2007-07-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Spatulas Down! Mayor Temporarily Bans Nighttime Grilling In Small Town

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-07-17 09:41|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Howard Rhome, the head of the Backyard Burning Bunch, said families gather around fire pits for recreational burning.

Any hooded attire, circular dancing or chants? Yankees, I'll never figure em out.

Posted by Besoeker 2007-07-17 12:15|| 2007-07-17 12:15|| Front Page Top

#2 heh - eveyone knows Yankees can't dance Besoeker. ;-)

Posted by lotp 2007-07-17 12:42|| 2007-07-17 12:42|| Front Page Top

#3 They can't? The things I don't know!

Posted by trailing wife 2007-07-17 12:49|| 2007-07-17 12:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Totally lacking in rhythm, tw.

Some of them, anyway. Not counting the gymnast dancers from certain northern places, who remain the graceful exceptions. LOL

Posted by lotp 2007-07-17 12:58|| 2007-07-17 12:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Now you're getting silly, lotp. Surely you've heard of the innate grace the Northerners inherited from the Native Americans, with whom the immigrants intermarried so frequently over the centuries, such that the number of those claiming Indian ancestry nears that of those claiming Irish ancestry on St. Patrick's Day. This enables those however-attenuated descendents to leap up and down and utter unintelligeable but meaningful cries while, f'r instance, watching intercollegiate sports on television. Gracefully and rhythmically, as I've so frequently been told as I mopped up spilled beer. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2007-07-17 13:19|| 2007-07-17 13:19|| Front Page Top

#6 First, they came to take away the trans fats and I said nothing.

Next, they came for the Fois Gras and still I said nothing.

Finally, they came for my grill and there was nobody left to say anything....

Posted by danking_70 2007-07-17 13:31|| 2007-07-17 13:31|| Front Page Top

#7 Finally, they came for my grill and there was nobody left to say anything....

I have ranted here before about the latest addition to Ohio's fire code that makes it illegal for me to even own a gas grill, haven't I?

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-07-17 15:15|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-07-17 15:15|| Front Page Top

#8 They can take my grill from my cold, dead hands....

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-07-17 18:02|| 2007-07-17 18:02|| Front Page Top

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