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2007-07-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

243 Killed in Islamic Dating Service Crash

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Posted by Zenster 2007-07-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 243 Killed in Islamic Dating Service Crash

Zenster, you are just plane no gouda!

Posted by Besoeker 2007-07-07 00:31|| 2007-07-07 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 "Oh, the ~~humanity~~ ovinity!"

Posted by PBMcL 2007-07-07 00:41|| 2007-07-07 00:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Poor li'l goats.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-07-07 01:24|| 2007-07-07 01:24|| Front Page Top

#4 PBMcL, ovinity would be sheepen. Capranity, m'kay?

Posted by twobyfour 2007-07-07 02:08|| 2007-07-07 02:08|| Front Page Top

#5 243 Killed in Islamic Dating Service Crash

Perverts. Imagine the goats' embarrasment when their families find out!

Posted by gorb 2007-07-07 04:30|| 2007-07-07 04:30|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm still waiting for someone to come along and make a crack about how, "Paradise just got 243 more virgins."

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-07-07 04:53|| 2007-07-07 04:53|| Front Page Top

#7 How do you know they were virgins, Zen?

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-07-07 10:34|| 2007-07-07 10:34|| Front Page Top

#8 A lot of schools are going to have to put driver's ed and sex education on hold.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-07-07 13:36|| 2007-07-07 13:36|| Front Page Top

#9 How do you know they were virgins, Zen?

Well, first off, they were American goats. Second, nowhere is there any indication that Goats R Us is a goat milk producer, that means their herds are probably large groups of unfertilized nannies. Having milk goats consuming such varied browse would ruin the flavor of any milk harvested and that ignores udder damage done by thorns and underbrush at their various destinations. Even a neutered billy can still be a contentious pain in the ass. Ever herded goats? I have and the difference in temperment is like night and day. So, most likely what we had was a truckload of compliant young nanny goats that bought the harp farm.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-07-07 14:28|| 2007-07-07 14:28|| Front Page Top

#10 the 62 year old driver and passenger...

I wouldn't have thought someone that big could attain that age.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-07-07 14:59|| 2007-07-07 14:59|| Front Page Top

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