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2007-05-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Thaque Slugum2296 2007-05-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by gorb 2007-05-30 02:46|| 2007-05-30 02:46|| Front Page Top

#2 No baloney slicer or sparrow strainer on the back deck, no retractable gear ... no ROG (Rise Off Ground). Tough shit.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-30 03:46|| 2007-05-30 03:46|| Front Page Top

#3 A security guard at the airport says the Pontiac Grand Am must have been going at least 100 miles an hour . . .

I didn't think GM built anything that could go that fast without throwing a rod.

Posted by Mike 2007-05-30 06:29|| 2007-05-30 06:29|| Front Page Top

#4 "I didn't think GM built anything that could go that fast without throwing a rod."

My cts-v and my Father's sts-v testify to the opposite! lol!

Posted by Mark E. 2007-05-30 10:15|| 2007-05-30 10:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh, and I did a runway incursion case once before.... and that was just some poor ground guy at O"Hare who drove an official vehicle (baggage hauler, iirc) around the end of a runway more than 250 feet from the closed end, and even had comms with the tower. Still got written up and hauled before the FAA. Thankfully for him it all worked out....

Posted by Mark E. 2007-05-30 10:20|| 2007-05-30 10:20|| Front Page Top

#6 There were flames comin' from out of the side;
You could feel the tension; man, what a ride.
I said, "Look out, boys, I've got a license to fly"
And the Cadillac pulled over and let me by.

All of a sudden a rod started knockin';
Down in the depths she started a rockin'.
I looked in the mirror and a red light was blinkin';
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln.

Well they arrested me and put me in jail.
I called my pop to make my bail.
He said, "Son, you're gonna drive me t' drinkin',
If you don't quit drivin' that - Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!"

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-05-30 11:24|| 2007-05-30 11:24|| Front Page Top

#7 FORD [puke]

All of a sudden a rod started knockin';
Down in the depths she started a rockin'.

ROFLMAO!!

Touche Alaska Paul!!!

thanks Paul...

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-30 15:01|| 2007-05-30 15:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Another Candidate: Woman to Stand Trial in Ambulance Theft

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-05-30 15:06|| 2007-05-30 15:06|| Front Page Top

#9 "This baby will out-accelerate an F-15 until takeoff!..."

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-05-30 16:24|| 2007-05-30 16:24|| Front Page Top

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