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2007-05-27 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran: Western spy networks discovered
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Posted by Steve White 2007-05-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top

#1 Hey, do you want to know who a spy is?
Anyone who is not a Mullah.
Posted by newc">newc  2007-05-27 00:29||   2007-05-27 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 I can kinda guess under whose bed The Mossad! has been hanging out recently.

Correct me ifn I'm wrong, but try to avoid killing me. Thank you, in advance.
Posted by Shipman">Shipman  2007-05-27 03:55||   2007-05-27 03:55|| Front Page Top

#3 No, dipshits - those "spy rings" are just who we want you to think is spying for us.

Our spys in Iran are other people, not those poor saps we set up for you to catch. Yeesh.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2007-05-27 05:02|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2007-05-27 05:02|| Front Page Top

#4 The American spies are everywhere! We need more loyalty tests! More informer! Higher rewards for identifying spies!

Anything to cover up the fact that Aminijihad is on the CIA payroll, tasked to destroy the Mad Mullahs.
Posted by Bobby 2007-05-27 07:29||   2007-05-27 07:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Everybody, please try to keep in mind that in the Iranian mind, an unplugged Cisco router hub represents a "Western Spy Network".
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-05-27 08:04||   2007-05-27 08:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and Momoud Ahmadinejad are CIA operatives.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-27 10:57||   2007-05-27 10:57|| Front Page Top

#7 Why do I constantly get the image of the "Spanish Inquisition" in my mind?

"Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it".
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-05-27 13:52||   2007-05-27 13:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Wait until they figure out that 2/3 of their population are spies for Western powers, including a dozen high generals in the Quds Brigade, IRGC, and the Iranian Air Force. One of our spies is one of Ahmedinnerjacket's drivers. Another is his part-time cook. We have spies everywhere! You cannot escape, you WILL be assimilated! Things will really get bad in a couple of weeks, when we get our Mind Control Ray calibrated. You'll be a spy for us, and you won't even know it.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2007-05-27 13:56|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2007-05-27 13:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Wait until they figure out that 2/3 of their population are spies for Western powers, including a dozen high generals in the Quds Brigade, IRGC, and the Iranian Air Force. One of our spies is one of Ahmedinnerjacket's drivers. Another is his part-time cook. We have spies everywhere! You cannot escape, you WILL be assimilated! Things will really get bad in a couple of weeks, when we get our Mind Control Ray calibrated. You'll be a spy for us, and you won't even know it.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2007-05-27 13:57|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2007-05-27 13:57|| Front Page Top

#10 There's only one solution, purge em.
Posted by Glaimble Protector of the Apes4393 2007-05-27 15:21||   2007-05-27 15:21|| Front Page Top

#11 God, if only we were that good at mis-direction and mis-information, but sadly we aren't....or maybe we are, or maybe we are good enough to make you think we aren't good enough, or maybe we are able to make you think we aren't thinking about making you think we are that good..... gee, confusing isn't it.....wilderness of mirrors.... and speaking as one who has had some insight into this, we aren't that good....or are we?
Posted by JustABoutEnough 2007-05-27 17:21||   2007-05-27 17:21|| Front Page Top

#12 The third button on every one of Ahmadineedsastraightjacket is a US spy camera and microphone pickup.

We're everywhere! We're everywhere!

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg  2007-05-27 18:24|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com]  2007-05-27 18:24|| Front Page Top

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