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2007-05-13 Afghanistan

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Posted by Seafarious 2007-05-13 01:22|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 I'm SURE Mullah Omar...as we speak, is crying over his Cheerios. Next....!

Posted by smn 2007-05-13 02:24|| 2007-05-13 02:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Heh.. looks like 'em! *Fingers Crossed*

Dadullah, a top lieutenant of Taliban leader Mullah Omar, was killed Saturday in the southern province of Helmand, said Said Ansari, the spokesman for Afghanistan's intelligence service.

"Mullah Dadullah was the backbone of the Taliban," Khalid said. "He was a brutal and cruel commander who killed and beheaded Afghan civilians."

Khalid showed Dadullah's body to reporters at a news conference in the governor's compound. An Associated Press reporter [NOOR KHAN?] said the body, which was lying on a bed and dressed in a traditional Afghan robe, had no left leg and three bullet wounds: one to the back of the head and two to the stomach.

The AP reporter [NOOR KHAN?] said the body appeared to be Dadullah's based on his appearance in TV interviews and Taliban propaganda videos.

A second intelligence service official said Dadullah was killed near the Sangin and Nahri Sarraj districts of Helmand province, which have seen heavy fighting involving British and Afghan troops and U.S. Special Forces. The official was not authorized to give his name.
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btw, the usual Talib suspects sed that Peg Leg Dadullah was just fine but that his only wooden leg had termites.

**Dadullah's peg leg will make quite the trophy for U.S. Special Forces!

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-13 03:29|| 2007-05-13 03:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Taliban spokesmen at first denied the report, obviously. But it's being reported on Al Jazeera Arabic that the Taliban is now confirming his death. Reporters from the BBC and other news agencies were shown the body and they're all saying it looks like Dadullah based on previous interview videos. I'd say it's safe to break out the scotch

Posted by Gromogum Elmereter5708 2007-05-13 04:46|| 2007-05-13 04:46|| Front Page Top

#4 I think it's time for our favorite obese vocalist to take the stage...

Posted by gromky 2007-05-13 05:06|| 2007-05-13 05:06|| Front Page Top

#5 ulululululu THE FAT LADY PLEASE ;-)

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-13 05:14|| 2007-05-13 05:14|| Front Page Top

#6
btw I first heard of Dadullah fromn our Leader, Mr. Fred. ;-)

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-13 05:37|| 2007-05-13 05:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Two wounds in the stomach. One almost hopes the shot in the back of the head came several hours later.

Here's another good thought! Maybe one of the Brave Lions of Islam finished him off so he wouldn't squeal.

Posted by Bobby 2007-05-13 06:35|| 2007-05-13 06:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Toe Tag for Mullah Dadullah?

A tragic loss of a great man, a source of personal
inspiration, gone to collect his 72 virgins (or maybe he ran out of Virgin frequent exploder points).

Posted by Mullah Lodabullah 2007-05-13 06:36|| 2007-05-13 06:36|| Front Page Top

#9 a perfect gift for Mother's Day! Mom will be so surprised. She said it was a Quagmire......

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-13 07:20|| 2007-05-13 07:20|| Front Page Top

#10 "One to the back of the head"

Hmm, sounds more like Special Forces op to me.

"Taliban, fighting to expel foreign troops"

Most of the Talibunnies are foreigners from Pakland etc. When will journos stop sticking their lie narrative into "news"?

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2007-05-13 07:33|| 2007-05-13 07:33|| Front Page Top

#11 We need to document the reporting...I have seen one report from AP in which they called him...impish. Another report from Der Spiegel gave him a glowing obit. Much wailing in the press this morning.

Posted by Chenter Unimp7361 2007-05-13 07:41|| 2007-05-13 07:41|| Front Page Top

#12 And they layed the body in pink sheets (or is it salmon, as one of the Esteemed Mods delusionally insist it is?)... oh, I ask you, when will the Humiliation cease?

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-05-13 08:00|| 2007-05-13 08:00|| Front Page Top

#13 Must be him, check out the Brunomalis.

Posted by Besoeker 2007-05-13 08:45|| 2007-05-13 08:45|| Front Page Top

#14 Those sheets are lavender, and it looks good on him.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2007-05-13 10:18|| 2007-05-13 10:18|| Front Page Top

#15 A great way to start the morning with fresh cup of java. No better news could be had. This ugly ass made a real donkey look attractive. Good riddance.

Posted by Woozle Elmeter2970 2007-05-13 11:00|| 2007-05-13 11:00|| Front Page Top

#16 How do you like those ~~pink~~ ~~salmon~~ lavender sheets Dadullah? "Oh, I can't kick."

Posted by GK 2007-05-13 11:02|| 2007-05-13 11:02|| Front Page Top

#17 Around 1 AM this morning Fox news had it as 'Mullah Abdullah' was 5 toes up. They report, Rantburg decides.

Posted by Phineter Thraviger 2007-05-13 11:20|| 2007-05-13 11:20|| Front Page Top

#18 Can I still use him in that rhyming song game?

Posted by Grunter 2007-05-13 11:35|| 2007-05-13 11:35|| Front Page Top

#19 I'm just bitter no one's noticed the fine ~~Photoshop~~ Microsoft Paint job I did on the wicked witch pic...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-05-13 11:39|| 2007-05-13 11:39|| Front Page Top

#20 Hey, it's one-leegged! By Gwad, you're right! Sorry, but I'm totally oblivious to my environment, to the point of being actually unable to survive outside of my pr0n-bubble.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-05-13 11:42|| 2007-05-13 11:42|| Front Page Top

#21 Burn in hell scumsucker.

Posted by DMFD 2007-05-13 11:47|| 2007-05-13 11:47|| Front Page Top

#22 anonymous5089,

I always thought you were into amputee pr0n?

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2007-05-13 12:16|| 2007-05-13 12:16|| Front Page Top

#23 Nope, but will add that to my to-do fetishes list, thanks.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-05-13 12:18|| 2007-05-13 12:18|| Front Page Top

#24 Heck 5089 I was thought you were purdy much B&W glossy Chainsaw Accident pr0n? Tastefully done of course.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-05-13 12:58|| 2007-05-13 12:58|| Front Page Top

#25 Well, there are not too many choices as to where to put the toe tag.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-13 13:00|| 2007-05-13 13:00|| Front Page Top

#26
#24 And only when the plot requires it.

Posted by Fred 2007-05-13 15:56|| 2007-05-13 15:56|| Front Page Top

#27 Too bad they didn't catch him alive. The coulda broke out the panties and pliers and made 'im sing like a bird.

Posted by Elmereter Hupash6222 2007-05-13 17:02|| 2007-05-13 17:02|| Front Page Top

#28 Just as well. The Talibs would have kidnapped a few Frenchies and traded them for him.

Posted by Fred 2007-05-13 17:20|| 2007-05-13 17:20|| Front Page Top

#29 Now we need to get Mullah Omar, and we are on our way to the One eyed One Horned flying ~~lavendar~~ purple people eater.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-05-13 17:25|| 2007-05-13 17:25|| Front Page Top

#30 Lavender, hell, #14 Steve.

That's Hot Pink!

And very fitting, too. :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-13 18:04|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-13 18:04|| Front Page Top

#31
#1) Sea that is one funny & appropriate pic you crafted, the olde ded Wicked Witch and the Boyz in Burkas are a good match up! ;-)

#2) Dr. Steve, Have you ever seen the pic the ~~Lavender~~ Pink Hill Mob? ;-)

btw, Stumpy was a real cut throat, loved other peoples gore and blood, chopped heads for fun and to impress his boyfriends.

April 30 2007 Mullah Dadullah talkin shit about bin Laden and bombing Baghram airbase while our VP Dick Cheney visited on 2007-02-27

*Stumpy's Last Hurrah*

May 2 2007, *Be Afraid: Mullah Dadullah Promises the USA Way Bad Things In A-Stan This Spring*

;-)

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-13 18:13|| 2007-05-13 18:13|| Front Page Top

#32 Rotting in H*ll as I write.

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2007-05-13 18:13|| 2007-05-13 18:13|| Front Page Top

#33 88.4 F. Jimmy

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-05-13 18:14|| 2007-05-13 18:14|| Front Page Top

#34 In the meter of Dr. Seuss:

Mullah Dadullah with only one leg
Is dead as a doornail; he needs no more peg.

A most vicious killer and head-chopper too,
We are all very happy he's collecting his due.

A Taliban leader more brutal than most,
Many Afghans rejoice as he singes like toast.

His seventy two raisins are lined up with care,
Awaiting his infernal presence down there.

Feel free to pile on...

Posted by xbalanke 2007-05-13 18:50|| 2007-05-13 18:50|| Front Page Top

#35 good

Posted by liberalhawk 2007-05-13 21:40|| 2007-05-13 21:40|| Front Page Top

#36 Perfect color for a fag like him.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-05-13 22:26|| 2007-05-13 22:26|| Front Page Top

#37 xbalanke-or this, for the last line of the ditty:

And all 72 have his facial hair.

Posted by Jules 2007-05-13 22:42|| 2007-05-13 22:42|| Front Page Top

#38 Niiiice, Xbalanke. It's been a while since we've had original poetry... and I adore Dr. Zeuss. I can still recite his ABC from memory, although it's been 15 1/2 years since it was trailing daughter #1's favourite story... all the way from Frankfurt to Prague and back again in the car.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-13 22:48|| 2007-05-13 22:48|| Front Page Top

#39 I'd comment much more, but his doom is complete
happy he's gone in a manner most stable

we wish him to hell and frequently singed, but will settle for gone, and permanantly unable

(OK, so poetry is not my field)

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-05-13 22:48|| 2007-05-13 22:48|| Front Page Top

#40 Jules, xbalanke -- or

And all seventy-two have more facial hair! ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-13 22:49|| 2007-05-13 22:49|| Front Page Top

#41 Actually, that's a good start, Redneck Jim. :-) I like the images. I'd tighten the scansion so:

I'd comment much more, but his doom is complete
I'm happy he's gone in a manner most stable,

I'm sure he's in Hell and quite frequently singed, But would settle for gone, and forever unable.

I hope you don't mind -- I edit all the writers in my household, and it's become a bad habit.
A cute bit of doggerel, Jim dear. Not really Suess like, but it stands quite nicely on it's own.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-13 23:34|| 2007-05-13 23:34|| Front Page Top

#42 Whoops -- so much for pride in my editing!

I'm sure he's in Hell and quite frequently singed,
But would settle for gone, and forever unable.

That's better.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-13 23:37|| 2007-05-13 23:37|| Front Page Top

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