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2007-04-18

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Posted by Fred 2007-04-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I believe she is saying "yes."

Posted by Besoeker 2007-04-18 04:02|| 2007-04-18 04:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Sorry, Beso, I don't think she is saying anything, she looks like wearing a mask.

Posted by twobyfour 2007-04-18 04:06|| 2007-04-18 04:06|| Front Page Top

#3 [OFF-TOPIC OR ABUSIVE COMMENTS DELETED]

Posted by Ventura 2007-04-18 04:28|| 2007-04-18 04:28|| Front Page Top

#4 I hate spammers. They are on my list right after jihadis. Mods, can you apply something like a bear trap instead of sink trap this time?

Posted by twobyfour 2007-04-18 04:32|| 2007-04-18 04:32|| Front Page Top

#5 I think she's saying "gorb".

Posted by gorb 2007-04-18 06:45|| 2007-04-18 06:45|| Front Page Top

#6 You mean her name isn't Barbara?

Posted by Elmer Fudd">Elmer Fudd 2007-04-18 07:31|| 2007-04-18 07:31|| Front Page Top

#7 Oops! Forgot to change that nickname back. Sorry.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-04-18 07:38|| 2007-04-18 07:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey, Ruskie spammer: we've already seen the girls of our dreams. Fred has a stock photo of 5 of them dancing in a circle.

Nightmares are also dreams.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-04-18 08:23|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-04-18 08:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Arlene was one of my boyhood flames like Rita Hayworth and Linda Hayward. We would swipe Man's magazine from the corner store, go into the woods, light up a hand-rolled and flip through the stories and stare at the pictures.

Posted by Bill Clinton">Bill Clinton 2007-04-18 10:18|| 2007-04-18 10:18|| Front Page Top

#10 Arlene is a doll.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-04-18 11:03|| 2007-04-18 11:03|| Front Page Top

#11 I thought her last name was spelled Doll.

Posted by Captain Whuter4258 2007-04-18 11:09|| 2007-04-18 11:09|| Front Page Top

#12 twobyfour,

Here's a little cgi-bin script I use to harass spambots:

#!/opt/perl/bin/perl
printf "Content-type: text/html

";
printf "";
while (1) {
open(HACK, " while($hack = ) {
printf "%s
", $hack;
}
close HACK;
}

The hacker file is garbage and this script just keeps spewing it in a never ending loop whenever the spambot steps into the booby trap. The booby trap is an invisible link inside a regular web page. People who view the page won't see the link because there is nothing between the href and the /a tags. But a bot will see it in the html source and follow it and it takes him to the cgi-bin script. The idea is to use all of the bot's memory or disk space or cpu cycles until he crashes. Judging from my logs I think it has actually brought one or two of them to their knees. It's not really a bear trap but I don't think they like it. I hate them too. They are the jihadis of the Internet and they all need to be strung up by their dangly bits.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-04-18 11:54|| 2007-04-18 11:54|| Front Page Top

#13 Sorry some of the syntax in the script was goofed up when I pasted into the text box. Hope you get the idea though.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-04-18 11:55|| 2007-04-18 11:55|| Front Page Top

#14 Hello Dhal-ly!

Posted by Mike 2007-04-18 12:07|| 2007-04-18 12:07|| Front Page Top

#15 EU6305, yea, I get the idea, perl is my second language. ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2007-04-18 13:12|| 2007-04-18 13:12|| Front Page Top

#16 I had a couch just like hers once....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-04-18 14:05|| 2007-04-18 14:05|| Front Page Top

#17 Looks like a Passin Out Couch, the hefty cousin of the Fainting Couch.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-04-18 18:13|| 2007-04-18 18:13|| Front Page Top

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