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2007-04-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Elmavith Fluck6403 2007-04-04 11:16|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The sheep was not wearing a burka, therefore she was a slut and deserved it. When this gets to Sharia court the sheep will be stoned to death.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-04-04 16:10|| 2007-04-04 16:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Ba-a-a-a-a-a!!!!!

Posted by Lambchop 2007-04-04 16:16|| 2007-04-04 16:16|| Front Page Top

#3 The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act

I see ewe!

Posted by Mike 2007-04-04 17:30|| 2007-04-04 17:30|| Front Page Top

#4 When they caught him, did he have a sheepish grin on his face?

Posted by gorb 2007-04-04 17:39|| 2007-04-04 17:39|| Front Page Top

#5 a Turk, huh? Surprise Meter?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-04-04 18:22|| 2007-04-04 18:22|| Front Page Top

#6 He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions

Bet his lawyer has an explanation .. one that claims that German law discriminates against his cultural practices...

Posted by John Frum 2007-04-04 19:48|| 2007-04-04 19:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Allan's Snackbar, Motel, and Barnyard.
Please use protection.

Posted by wxjames 2007-04-04 20:36|| 2007-04-04 20:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Like Gene Wilder in that Allen movie? Does the guy now drink Woolite?

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-04-04 20:50|| 2007-04-04 20:50|| Front Page Top

#9 His lawyer's claims of cultural discrimination mustn't be allowed to pull the wool over your ... eyes, yes, that was the word, eyes.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-04 22:03|| 2007-04-04 22:03|| Front Page Top

#10 and the virgin wool? The ugly ones..

*rimshot* I'm here all week, try the veal

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-04-04 22:19|| 2007-04-04 22:19|| Front Page Top

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