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2007-03-26 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Seafarious 2007-03-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Crocodiles, a distinct improvement on the current denizens?

Posted by gromgoru 2007-03-26 00:28|| 2007-03-26 00:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Nah, probably a cobbler.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-03-26 00:30|| 2007-03-26 00:30|| Front Page Top

#3 "the three crocodiles taped to her upper body"

omg, I can just picture them wriggling all around.

the new "suicide biter"

Posted by Jan 2007-03-26 00:38|| 2007-03-26 00:38|| Front Page Top

#4 When I'm in my Chu along, and no one is looking........

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She sailed away on a happy summer's day

D A

On the back of a crocodile.

A

"You see," said she, "he's as tame as can be.

E7 A

I'll ride him down the Nile."

A

The croc winked his eye as she bade them all good-bye,

D E7

Wearing a happy smile.

D A

At the end of the ride, the lady was inside,

D E7 A

And the smile was on the crocodile!

MOTIONS:

"sailed away" - move one arm in front of you in a wave-like motion

"happy...day" - with both index fingers, outline a smile on your face

"back of a crocodile" - put arms and hands together like a crocodile's jaws

"You see..." - point to eye

"said she" - curtsy

"as tame as can be" - pet the back of one hand with the other

"ride him down the Nile" - with your index and middle fingers, pretend to ride your other hand

"the croc" - move arms together and apart like a crocodile's jaws

winked his eye" - wink and point to your eye

"bade them all good-bye" - wave good-bye

"wearing a happy smile" - with your index fingers, outline a smile on your face

"at the end of the ride" - with your index and middle fingers, pretend to ride your other hand

"the lady" - curtsy

"was inside" - rub your stomach

"and the smile" - with your index fingers, outline a smile on your face

"...the crocodile" - move your arms to imitate a crocodile's jaws

Posted by Besoeker 2007-03-26 03:25|| 2007-03-26 03:25|| Front Page Top

#5 She can have the ones around my place. I hate the !@#$#ing things!

Posted by Gladys 2007-03-26 05:51|| 2007-03-26 05:51|| Front Page Top

#6 "I knew there was something fishy about her. She never smiled. Never."

Posted by Mike 2007-03-26 08:08|| 2007-03-26 08:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Must be on a suicide bomber rehab clinic .. As part of the therapy , crocodiles are used as a replacement for boom-vests . Its one step down from a vest and doesnt harm the others around you

Posted by Bob Ominetch3448 2007-03-26 11:28|| 2007-03-26 11:28|| Front Page Top

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