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2007-03-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mouse Absconds With Maine Man's Dentures

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Posted by Dave D. 2007-03-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 They need a cat. I think I'll send them Brynner. He corrals mouse into a corner, and then sits and watches the mouse get a hard attack from fright.
Wish he was a bit bigger and that I could convince him jihadis are shapeshifted mice.

Posted by twobyfour 2007-03-25 01:33|| 2007-03-25 01:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes, my cat is utterly insensitive to mouse's suffering. He seems to rather enjoy it. So what?

Posted by twobyfour 2007-03-25 06:09|| 2007-03-25 06:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Wasn't this a Tom & Jerry cartoon?

Posted by Mike 2007-03-25 07:14|| 2007-03-25 07:14|| Front Page Top

#4 You mean the "Mouse Psyops"? You may be right. Either art imitates life or life imitates art in this case. It is possible that the mouse watched T&J cartoons peeking from its hole and "got ideas".

Posted by twobyfour 2007-03-25 08:01|| 2007-03-25 08:01|| Front Page Top

#5 We're in yur wallz
peein on yur teef

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-25 11:04|| 2007-03-25 11:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Okay, here's what you do; first get a crossbow, a choke cable, and several clamps of different sizes, and some 2x4s.

Posted by wxjames 2007-03-25 12:46|| 2007-03-25 12:46|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL Mr. James, now that's funny.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-25 13:34|| 2007-03-25 13:34|| Front Page Top

#8 I've got just the cat for the job. He doesn't play with his food - he kills it and eats it. He then goes out into the woodshed and upchucks all over the soft pine. Luckily I have half a cord of elm and some apple from a neighbor's blighted tree...

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-03-25 15:01|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-03-25 15:01|| Front Page Top

#9 my mom's dentures were chewed up by our little dog when she left them on the bedside table.
It was terrible, as she never was able to get another set that fit her well.

Posted by Jan 2007-03-25 22:55|| 2007-03-25 22:55|| Front Page Top

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