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2007-03-21 
Good morning. It's springtime.
YEMEN: Specialists fight new locust swarmsGet out of Somalia or else, Eritrea tells Ugandan troops40 killed in Wazoo clashes39 al-Qaeda fighters killed in FallujaIsrael must come up with peace offer: Arab League chiefMashaal meets Saudi King Abdullah in RiyadhJumblatt accuses Berri of hijacking Lebanon's parliament
Posted by Fred 2007-03-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Definitely worth of a close encounter in a pile of hay.
Posted by twobyfour 2007-03-21 01:13||   2007-03-21 01:13|| Front Page Top

#2 a great piece of grass
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-03-21 06:08||   2007-03-21 06:08|| Front Page Top

#3 It's springtime.

Love is in the air.
























Yes. Love really is in the air.


Posted by anonymous5089 2007-03-21 06:11||   2007-03-21 06:11|| Front Page Top

#4 5089, you worry me.
Posted by Mike 2007-03-21 06:23||   2007-03-21 06:23|| Front Page Top

#5 A5089: LOL.
Mike: LMAO.
Guy who designed the "Lovin' Lamb" package: ROTFL.
Posted by ryuge 2007-03-21 07:03||   2007-03-21 07:03|| Front Page Top

#6 How you guys get from Heavenly Rita to that, I'll never understand.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-03-21 07:09||   2007-03-21 07:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Nimble: They're bored RBers, aka "Random Event Generators".

Fortunately for me I have a pair of scissors. I can use them on the lamb and Rita's dress. You guys can do what you want about the plumber and his friend, but they better not come my way because I'll still have the scissors! :-)
Posted by gorb 2007-03-21 07:29||   2007-03-21 07:29|| Front Page Top

#8 "Cockles of collective Rantburg heart thoroughly warmed, popcorn, Milk Duds sales up."

Yep, that's us. Callous mob, aren't we? Continuously monitoring 5 1/2 years of warfare against the most demonic savages ever to pollute the Earth will do that to you.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2007-03-21 07:33||   2007-03-21 07:33|| Front Page Top

#9 Racy pics of Rita
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2007-03-21 07:36||   2007-03-21 07:36|| Front Page Top

#10 You are all sick, disturbed people...

No wonder I like this place so much.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-03-21 08:14||   2007-03-21 08:14|| Front Page Top

#11 Lovely Rita - Rita - Hay...
Posted by CB 2007-03-21 13:19||   2007-03-21 13:19|| Front Page Top

#12 Sorry, but y'all are reminding me of a bunch of dumbshit Muzzies today. Pathetic.

(And you can visit my other rant on the "I saw the virgins on the hood of my car" post, if you need clarification.)

So show better respect to womankind, especially Hayworth, or else, you bunch of brainless buffoons. Sheesh.

And to think the burg used to be such an intelligent place to visit.
Posted by ex-lib 2007-03-21 13:21||   2007-03-21 13:21|| Front Page Top

#13 DV - AMEN!
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2007-03-21 13:23|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2007-03-21 13:23|| Front Page Top

#14 Well, DV and OP, despite the (presumed) humorous intent, I've about had my fill of sick, disturbed people. I mean it.
Posted by ex-lib 2007-03-21 13:38||   2007-03-21 13:38|| Front Page Top

#15 Where can I get me one of them sheeps? ;-)
Posted by gorb 2007-03-21 14:45||   2007-03-21 14:45|| Front Page Top

#16 Avoid ex-infantry then, ex-lib.

We some crazy mo-fo's.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-03-21 16:26||   2007-03-21 16:26|| Front Page Top

#17 A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raised their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raised their hands.

"Now let me ask you one question further ..... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

When Bubba reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, #$@!%!!! From way back thar ... I thought you said, "Goats" !!!!!
Posted by JDB 2007-03-21 16:36||   2007-03-21 16:36|| Front Page Top

#18 Sorry ex-lib -
My ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d
Posted by We the Sheeple 2007-03-21 17:47||   2007-03-21 17:47|| Front Page Top

#19 Hee hee. We're here, we're weird and Fred is got all you bases, a got all you foodz. Relax, ex-lib, we're not dangerously sexist, merely crowdish, except for 5089, Ima worry ab0ut him.
Posted by Shipman">Shipman  2007-03-21 18:36||   2007-03-21 18:36|| Front Page Top

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