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2007-01-30 Home Front: Culture Wars
Jackson 'needs to become a Muslim'
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Posted by tipper 2007-01-30 08:33|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Well, he's already a pervert and a loon. That's a good start.
Posted by Spot">Spot  2007-01-30 08:47||   2007-01-30 08:47|| Front Page Top

#2 I brought him a lot of books, and he reads everything and he reads a lot. Under the covers with his friends.
Posted by Shipman 2007-01-30 09:14||   2007-01-30 09:14|| Front Page Top

#3 "If I didn't have Allah and my prayer rug, I would not have survived, and the reason why is because it kept me focused, it kept me calm,

because I knew I could saw the heads off those dirty kuffars, sons of pigs and monkeys, at any time I chose, insh'allah."

There, completed that thought for ya. Or is he just in it for the grotesque sexual deviance?
Posted by exJAG 2007-01-30 09:26||   2007-01-30 09:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Michael Jackson a Muslim? Given the leanings of the original prophet, then it's the PERFECT FIT. Why not take the lead of Cassius Clay and change his name to Mohammed Jackson as well?
Posted by Ptah">Ptah  2007-01-30 09:32|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2007-01-30 09:32|| Front Page Top

#5 How about he adopt the name:

Mohammad Twinkle al-Motowni ?
Posted by TomAnon 2007-01-30 09:40||   2007-01-30 09:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Ladies and gentleman, the cast of "Celebrity" Big Brother:

Jermaine Jackson, Danielle Lloyd, Ken Russell, Jo O'Meara, Leo Sayer, Shilpa Shetty, Carole Malone, Donny Tourette, Ian "H" Watkins, Cleo Rocos, Dirk Benedict, Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, Jackiey Budden.

With celebrities like this, who needs no-names?
Posted by tu3031 2007-01-30 09:49||   2007-01-30 09:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Hmmm....I like the idea of targeting high profile people for islamic conversion. Here are some others I think they ought to target:

Tom Cruise
Donald Trump
Cynthia McKinney

Mebbee they could declare a fatwa: "these peoople must convert, or DIE!"
Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan  2007-01-30 11:14||   2007-01-30 11:14|| Front Page Top

#8 "I was raised no different from Michael and "We don't look down upon people because of their colour or anything. People are people to us."

yeah, right:

Nov 25, 2005 - ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Tuesday broke a story about Michael Jackson that has received surprisingly little press. In a report about the pop star’s finances, as well as his relationship with financial advisors, an audiotape was played of a telephone message Jackson left for a former business associate:

JACKSON: They suck - they're like leeches. I'm so tired of it. They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars, and everything, end up with, penniless. It is conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.
Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan  2007-01-30 11:17||   2007-01-30 11:17|| Front Page Top

#9 We don't look down upon people because of their colour or anything.

Does that leave Michael out, because I don't know what fuckin color he is...
Posted by tu3031 2007-01-30 11:29||   2007-01-30 11:29|| Front Page Top

#10 I dunno, he's kind of gray, with strange-looking skin... big eyes, but expressionless, kinda like a shark or a doll... no apparent nose or ears, not the kind you can easily see, anyway... no body hair... makes squeaky noises when he talks, and clearly isn't very familiar with what's considered normal life on this planet... Gawd, I think he might be an human- alien hybrid!
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-01-30 11:42||   2007-01-30 11:42|| Front Page Top

#11 Ass-pounding for allah.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-01-30 12:17||   2007-01-30 12:17|| Front Page Top

#12 Allan will smite you all for your frivolity!
Posted by Excalibur 2007-01-30 12:43||   2007-01-30 12:43|| Front Page Top

#13 Does that leave Michael out, because I don't know what fuckin color he is...
Mauve lite, with ecru highlights.
Posted by Shipman 2007-01-30 13:06||   2007-01-30 13:06|| Front Page Top

#14 Does Sherwin Williams sell that? We're doing the kitchen...
Posted by tu3031 2007-01-30 13:08||   2007-01-30 13:08|| Front Page Top

#15 Hell, ecru and mauve should be a piece of cake in Boston.
Posted by Shipman 2007-01-30 13:12||   2007-01-30 13:12|| Front Page Top

#16 tu3031, Dirk Bennedict rocks. The original Starbuck, Face from the old A-Team. Cancer survivor. If he's anything like the characters he plays he'd be a blast to have a beer with.
Posted by rjschwarz 2007-01-30 13:48||   2007-01-30 13:48|| Front Page Top

#17 Okay. That's one...
Posted by tu3031 2007-01-30 13:52||   2007-01-30 13:52|| Front Page Top

#18 Someone should tell him about what happens to gays in Islam.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2007-01-30 14:06||   2007-01-30 14:06|| Front Page Top

#19 My same thought, RJS. Dirk Benedict's the only name I recognized, besides Jermaine's.
Posted by BA 2007-01-30 15:47||   2007-01-30 15:47|| Front Page Top

#20 The only ones I recognize are Jermaine, Benedict, Leo Sayer, who did nauseating pop songs back in the 70's, and Donny Tourette, who I believe invented Tourette's Syndrome.
Posted by tu3031 2007-01-30 16:43||   2007-01-30 16:43|| Front Page Top

#21 I think it's surah 52:25 that promises little boys to Muhamhead's murderous islamics.

Jackson following the Pedophile for Profit makes sense. I bet the only think he can think about is children bending over 5 times a day. Trouble is that his Jesus Juice would be forbidden. But he can always fall back on Allah's Swine Sperm Beer.
Posted by Icerigger 2007-01-30 17:56||   2007-01-30 17:56|| Front Page Top

#22 "I brought him a lot of books, and he reads everything and he reads a lot. Under the covers with his friends."

-well, it has been obvious for a while how much Jacko likes "fairy tales".
Posted by Broadhead6 2007-01-30 18:54||   2007-01-30 18:54|| Front Page Top

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