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2007-01-29 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Three killed in first suicide bombing to strike Eilat

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Posted by ryuge 2007-01-29 07:07|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 A question for Rantburgers. Do they have levels of Martyrs.? Like does this guy only get two virgins and a goat, since he was a failure, but tried? Do they grade on a bell curve when giving virgins?

Posted by plainslow 2007-01-29 08:43|| 2007-01-29 08:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Depends on the hadith quoted and the interpretation.

The majority view is that all moslems (male) get at least 72 virgins (plus lots of other goodies); but the matyrs (as was al-Saksak) get their rewards instantly.

Posted by mhw 2007-01-29 09:18|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-01-29 09:18|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm too old for feckless, giggly virgins, but a John Deere 25 horse, with a 54 inch deck would be handy. Enclosed cab with an AC unit (just in case). What religion was it again...?

Posted by Besoeker 2007-01-29 09:26|| 2007-01-29 09:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Tractorism , Besoeker . A very rewarding religion , 'cept after an oil leak .

Posted by MacNails 2007-01-29 09:32|| 2007-01-29 09:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Whahahhahahaha

Posted by Besoeker 2007-01-29 09:34|| 2007-01-29 09:34|| Front Page Top

#6 "Tractorism" sounds viable, I propose "Church" be A 40 acre field (minimum) needing attention, We"ll have different "Sects" ,mowing, plowing, harrowing, planting, and a sub-sect or two for Quail, partridge, Deer or whatever the local game is. Meetings are irregular, depending on season.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-29 12:42|| 2007-01-29 12:42|| Front Page Top

#7 No PETA members need apply.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-29 12:54|| 2007-01-29 12:54|| Front Page Top

#8 Peretz ordered operations inside Gaza. If someone here is competent enough to post the article with a proper link, here it is.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-01-29 15:01|| 2007-01-29 15:01|| Front Page Top

#9 And here I was all set to add that it must have been a "Starblast" coffee shop, but then got sidetracked with all the discussion about John Deeres and big decks and such.
Can hardly wait for mowing season. Grass. Talibunnies. It don't matter.
Remember: Except for the Brave Lions of Islam, Nothing Runs (Away) Like a Deere.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-01-29 15:15|| 2007-01-29 15:15|| Front Page Top

#10 Enclosed cab with an AC unit

Bah, no modern religion for me. I grew up on a Ford 8N tractor with the Model T engine, complete with front mounted magneto. Cleverly located where the fan would blow melted snow all over it while plowing the road in a blizzard. Had to keep stopping to dry it out while fighting off packs of hungry wolves.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2007-01-29 15:15|| 2007-01-29 15:15|| Front Page Top

#11 Steve: did'ja leave out the part about having to keep one hand on the carb linkage to keep it running whilst fighting off said wolves ?:)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-01-29 15:19|| 2007-01-29 15:19|| Front Page Top

#12 A friend of mine has an 8N with some kind of road gear. I swear that thing will clip along at like 30. I admit, I lust after it. Which model Ford tractor had the V8 flatty in it? I saw 3 of them at a car show one time. Scored very high on the woodometer.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-01-29 16:03|| 2007-01-29 16:03|| Front Page Top

#13 Had an allis-Chalmers "C" one time, it"s surprisingly easy to get parts for these old beasts.

Posted by Had an allis-Chalmers"C", surprisingly easy to get parts for these old beasts 2007-01-29 16:08|| 2007-01-29 16:08|| Front Page Top

#14 Cookie monster struck again.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-29 16:10|| 2007-01-29 16:10|| Front Page Top

#15 Martyrs also get a pass to jannah for 80 of their relatives. Got a no good cousin? Then off yourself Achmed.

Posted by ed 2007-01-29 16:20|| 2007-01-29 16:20|| Front Page Top

#16 Farmall H. Surprisingly impractical for plowing my driveway. Thought it would be neat. Neighbors hated it. I hate them, so it worked perfect.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-01-29 16:21|| 2007-01-29 16:21|| Front Page Top

#17 Oddly enough they hate my racecar too. Some people don't appreciate methanol motors with open headers.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-01-29 16:26|| 2007-01-29 16:26|| Front Page Top

#18 #6 "Tractorism" sounds viable, I propose "Church" be A 40 acre field (minimum) needing attention, We"ll have different "Sects" ,mowing, plowing, harrowing, planting, and a sub-sect or two for Quail, partridge, Deer or whatever the local game is. Meetings are irregular, depending on season. Posted by: Redneck Jim 2007-01-29 12:42
Sounds like Baptists to me...

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-01-29 17:13|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-01-29 17:13|| Front Page Top

#19 Re:#18: and #6 "Tractorism" sounds viable, I propose "Church" be A 40 acre field (minimum) needing attention, We"ll have different "Sects" ,mowing, plowing, harrowing, planting, and a sub-sect or two for Quail, partridge, Deer or whatever the local game is. Meetings are irregular, depending on season. Posted by: Redneck Jim 2007-01-29 12:42
Sounds like Baptists to me...
I demand my own splinter sect; dedicated to racing lawn mowers. Something dreadfully wrong with going 35 + mph on a 12 hp Briggs-powered JD SX38. Fun, but everybody ensures their children are safely away from you (me) when the sport is mentioned...... Only oval racers allowed, btw.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-01-29 17:40|| 2007-01-29 17:40|| Front Page Top

#20 only oval racers allowed

If its on dirt, I'm in.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-01-29 17:49|| 2007-01-29 17:49|| Front Page Top

#21 Can I request open wheels? Fenders are just silly.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-01-29 17:50|| 2007-01-29 17:50|| Front Page Top

#22 Sounds like Baptists to me...

Actualy I was raised as A "pissypalian" but it didn"t "Take"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-29 18:08|| 2007-01-29 18:08|| Front Page Top

#23 Grew up with a Farmall Cub and an International Harvester of a forgotten model. Both were older than me, and both are probably still running.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2007-01-29 20:14|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-01-29 20:14|| Front Page Top

#24 No PETA members need apply.

Unless, of course, PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. And, on the Baptist front, I resemble that remark, just not old enough to talk about farm life (grew up in suburban Atlanta).

*DUCKS all older folk mad at me*

Posted by BA 2007-01-29 20:29|| 2007-01-29 20:29|| Front Page Top

#25 Open wheels and of course on dirt; pavement is just for gettin' there. But watching a Toro lay rubber or a Craftsman w/ an 883 Harley do a burnout is a bit, uh, different.
check out www.fasttractors.com, our BC racing buddies

Posted by USN, ret. 2007-01-29 22:07|| 2007-01-29 22:07|| Front Page Top

#26 Had to keep stopping to dry it out while fighting off packs of hungry wolves.

At least you had wolves, we had to make do with the neighbors picture of an angry Lassie.

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-29 22:31|| 2007-01-29 22:31|| Front Page Top

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