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2007-01-04 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Reported Dead

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Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-01-04 15:37|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If only he had been more holy, he wouldn't have died!

Mebbe that's why Jimmuh Cahtah is still alive.....

Posted by Bobby 2007-01-04 16:23|| 2007-01-04 16:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Awww, too bad.
Hope it was painful.

Posted by tu3031 2007-01-04 16:25|| 2007-01-04 16:25|| Front Page Top

#3 I heard Ariel Sharon was seen driving away from the hospital...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-01-04 16:46|| 2007-01-04 16:46|| Front Page Top

#4 While the various Kleptomullah and messianicmullah factions fight, it would be a good time to smuggle some stuff to the various arab, azari, kurd, etc. forces.

Posted by mhw 2007-01-04 16:56|| 2007-01-04 16:56|| Front Page Top

He's not only merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead!

Posted by doc 2007-01-04 16:58|| 2007-01-04 16:58|| Front Page Top

#6 Woud saying "Ayatollah you so!" be in poor taste?

Posted by Mike 2007-01-04 17:03|| 2007-01-04 17:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Does he carry his turban with him?

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-04 17:32|| 2007-01-04 17:32|| Front Page Top

#8 May his corpse rot in hell.

Posted by Brett 2007-01-04 17:42|| 2007-01-04 17:42|| Front Page Top

#9 If Castro kicks off this week too, Lucifer may have a crowd control problem.

Posted by DMFD 2007-01-04 17:48|| 2007-01-04 17:48|| Front Page Top

#10 Does he carry his turban with him?

Actually there is a "Devil Issue" Turban, red with the pentagram blazened on the front... For the Devil's special Imam Corps...(or, "I C")

Posted by BigEd 2007-01-04 18:26|| 2007-01-04 18:26|| Front Page Top

#11 He's dead, Jim...

Posted by Bones McCoy 2007-01-04 18:31|| 2007-01-04 18:31|| Front Page Top

#12

(fill in your own caption.)

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-01-04 18:39|| 2007-01-04 18:39|| Front Page Top

#13 #12 - Howzabout "Go join your friends in HELL. Have a nice day.™"

:-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-01-04 19:03|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2007-01-04 19:03|| Front Page Top

#14 "You shall get 72 virgins, except they will be doing the boning!"

Posted by Charles 2007-01-04 20:23|| 2007-01-04 20:23|| Front Page Top

#15 (fill in your own caption.)

It's good news week
Saddam's bungee-jumped somewhere
Islamic Courts vanished in thin air
Khamenei fell from his tree

Posted by Singing Defective 2007-01-04 20:37|| 2007-01-04 20:37|| Front Page Top

#16 but is he completely ded?

can we halp him be deder?

where's the buzzard vulture thingy?

Posted by RD 2007-01-04 21:32|| 2007-01-04 21:32|| Front Page Top

#17 A mortal Mullah, isnt that a contradiction of the rules of mullahdum, or is it just a fatwah that had many spelling errors, and thus failed in its edicts by virtue of translation....

its possible other fatwahs may be negated too....once the readership of supreme fatwas, start writing letters to the editor....the whole thing could spiral into oblivion....just like the Myth that Oil is a fossil fuel.

Posted by Ulolump Ebbomort5927 2007-01-04 21:36|| 2007-01-04 21:36|| Front Page Top

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