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2007-01-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by KBK 2007-01-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Duke professors don't care about people. Why not try a Nifong drop instead.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-01-01 01:20|| 2007-01-01 01:20|| Front Page Top

#2 In Cincinnati, we've got the turkey drop.

Posted by Herb Tarlek 2007-01-01 01:52|| 2007-01-01 01:52|| Front Page Top

#3 WKRP's still on the air? ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-01-01 02:07|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2007-01-01 02:07|| Front Page Top

#4 "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Still funny after all these years.

Posted by Almost Anonymous5839">Almost Anonymous5839 2007-01-01 02:47|| 2007-01-01 02:47|| Front Page Top

#5 There will also be bluegrass music, including a crowd-pleaser that includes the line, ''Down in the darkness, much to my delight, there's five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.''

Posted by KBK 2007-01-01 09:23|| 2007-01-01 09:23|| Front Page Top

#6 On Thursday, at the stroke of midnight, at the exact moment that hundreds of thousands of people holler in the New Year at Times Square,
What year was this report filed?

Posted by GK 2007-01-01 10:39|| 2007-01-01 10:39|| Front Page Top

#7 "'I'm sure the animal is traumatized,' Ms. Overman said. 'You walk up on a possum in the woods, they freeze; they're terrified. They're putting it through horror for hours. Instant death would be better.'"

So, death is better than indignity TO ANIMALS???

Posted by Mark E. 2007-01-01 11:11|| 2007-01-01 11:11|| Front Page Top

#8 Good catch, Mark. Clicking on the linky, it was written 12/31/2003. Of course, it's still funny. Just wait 'til PETA hears about the squirrel drop I've got planned next year!

Posted by BA 2007-01-01 11:13|| 2007-01-01 11:13|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh, yeah, it goes back. But it hasn't been posted on RB before, as far as I can tell. And the PETA battle continues:

Important news update

Posted by KBK 2007-01-01 13:36|| 2007-01-01 13:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Funny, this event (and whether it was still being held) was a big item of discussion on a bluegrass mailing list I frequent. Didn't realize it would be RB-worthy.

Posted by Cluling Unonter1883 2007-01-01 20:41|| 2007-01-01 20:41|| Front Page Top

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