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2006-12-04 Europe

Norway Can't Deport Mullah Krekar; CIA Can't Snatch Him

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Posted by Bobby 2006-12-04 06:39|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why not bring back the Old West's "Dead or Alive" concept?
I'm sure a a reasonable sum would have bounty hunters chasing his ar*e all over Norway and back into the "safety" of his minions in Iraq. He wouldn't be suck a smart ar*e then.

Posted by tipper 2006-12-04 08:27|| 2006-12-04 08:27|| Front Page Top

#2 tipper - That's an idea whose time has come back around. But something tells me it would be more effective and efficient to start right here in the US -- say with WaPo...

WaPo - No better enemy, no worse friend.

Posted by .com 2006-12-04 09:58|| 2006-12-04 09:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Falls down stairs are nice and clean. Just sayin'...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-12-04 10:58|| 2006-12-04 10:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Polonium 210 for his dinner?

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2006-12-04 11:05|| 2006-12-04 11:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Garrot him and leave him hanging in the doorway of his mosque. Sends a nice, firm message. I doubt the CIA was behind this, unless they've gone so far downhill they're pathetic.

Another favorite trick is a large syringe full of air directly into the heart. Does wonders.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2006-12-04 12:54|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2006-12-04 12:54|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe it is time to send the Provolone brothers - Vitobjorg and Guidostrom - to talk with the mad mullah. No violence, just a friendly chat about the cold, inhospitible Norwegian climate from two private citizens acting as goodwill ambassadors for their country. Uncle Sam would be grateful.

Posted by SteveS 2006-12-04 13:20|| 2006-12-04 13:20|| Front Page Top

#7 It's Norway. Icy mountain road, cold winter night, a slippery curve, a steep embankment, a squeal of brakes, flaming ball of wreckage...

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-04 13:23|| 2006-12-04 13:23|| Front Page Top

#8 Flesh eating bacterias.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-04 13:26|| 2006-12-04 13:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Large quantities of gray matter dislodged by a .45 bullet always sends a clear message.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-04 13:48|| 2006-12-04 13:48|| Front Page Top

#10 I am sure we have something that Norway needs; perhaps some temporary tariffs on the item(s) would be in order.

Posted by USN, ret. 2006-12-04 13:52|| 2006-12-04 13:52|| Front Page Top

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