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2006-11-25 -Lurid Crime Tales-

YJCMTSU: In Ft Worth, it's hygeine or death!

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Posted by .com 2006-11-25 10:14|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Didn't rinse their nostrils?

Posted by Shipman 2006-11-25 10:21|| 2006-11-25 10:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Lol. I wonder how will get that ref...

Posted by .com 2006-11-25 10:28|| 2006-11-25 10:28|| Front Page Top

#3 how many.

Posted by .com 2006-11-25 10:30|| 2006-11-25 10:30|| Front Page Top

#4 Whaddya think, Muldoon? Alcohol a factor here?
Could be, sarge. I'll put it in the report...

Posted by tu3031 2006-11-25 10:31|| 2006-11-25 10:31|| Front Page Top

#5 Here, hold my beer... wait, did you wash your hands?

Posted by .com 2006-11-25 10:35|| 2006-11-25 10:35|| Front Page Top

#6 Abbott: You got the power.
Costello: What power?
Abbott: The power of wudu.
Costello: Wudu?
Abbott: You do.
Costello: Do what?
Abbott: Have the power.
Costello: What power?
Abbott: The power of wudu.
Costello: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-11-25 12:11|| 2006-11-25 12:11|| Front Page Top

#7 What? Didn't use his left hand or something?

Posted by gorb 2006-11-25 15:07|| 2006-11-25 15:07|| Front Page Top

#8 Can you imagine the version in Arabia?

"You only used 2 stones."

"What's it to you?

[BANG!]

OK, it would be shorter.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2006-11-25 15:20|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2006-11-25 15:20|| Front Page Top

#9 (signs in restroom)

"Employees Must Use Toilet Paper"

"Due To Water Shortage Toilets Not To Be Flushed Until Full"

(Chinese restaurant restroom)

"Employees Must Wash Cats"

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-11-25 18:52|| 2006-11-25 18:52|| Front Page Top

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