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2006-11-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Anti-war couple conceive new way to generate peace
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Posted by Fred 2006-11-19 10:54|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6466 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "Okay - now pose together for the us your IQ...*snap*...great, got it, thx"
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-11-19 11:59||   2006-11-19 11:59|| Front Page Top

#2 On Global Orgasm for Peace day I bet every other guy is thinking:

what am I going to do with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes on Dec. 22nd?
Posted by badanov 2006-11-19 12:03||]">[]  2006-11-19 12:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Professionals. Lol.

Yep. The Constitution has been ripped to shreds and torn asunder. Religiosity Reigns, stifling Free Thought and Freedom across the land. The Thought Police Goon Squads are battering down every Lib door and Black Helicopters are everywhere. These Loonies are Brie Toast!

SanFranValues. Yewbetcha.

I'm having laughter spasms, do they count?
Posted by .com 2006-11-19 12:09||   2006-11-19 12:09|| Front Page Top

#4 Considering they are from Marin, they aren't very inclusive. It isn't going to mean anything to the enemy if they don't encourage the participation of donkeys, sheep, and ripe melons.
Posted by Penguin 2006-11-19 12:26||   2006-11-19 12:26|| Front Page Top

#5 What is it with people named Sheehan?
Posted by Warthog 2006-11-19 12:37||   2006-11-19 12:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Why do we care? In fact, why do we even acknwoledge such people exist? They're beyond the "living joke" status, they're Archetypes or something. It's like a past and bygone era is desperately clinging into existence.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-19 13:00||   2006-11-19 13:00|| Front Page Top

#7 This should go over well in Pakistan, don't you think.

Maybe they should go straight to Saudi Arabia and lay this on them.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-11-19 13:07||   2006-11-19 13:07|| Front Page Top

#8 Reffel and Sheehan are not just tossing off this idea.

Credit due to writer.
Posted by Shipman 2006-11-19 13:33||   2006-11-19 13:33|| Front Page Top

#9 The results? "Shortly thereafter, I left my partner at the time," Lawrence said. "It wasn't exactly the peace I was looking for."

I've always considered that pun to be the source of the 'international' peace symbol. Just turn the latter upside down and take a look.
Posted by  KBK 2006-11-19 13:49||   2006-11-19 13:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Sheehan said not to worry if you don't have a partner.

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

I'll repeat a previous question: "Is everyone named Sheehan nuts?"
Posted by GK 2006-11-19 17:01||   2006-11-19 17:01|| Front Page Top

#11 Sorry, the electorate voted against the G.O.P. last week.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-11-19 17:04||   2006-11-19 17:04|| Front Page Top

#12 Reffel and Sheehan are not just tossing off this idea.

I'd be careful about the phrasing there if I were you...

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg  2006-11-19 19:19||]">[]  2006-11-19 19:19|| Front Page Top

#13 I don't know, guys. I see a great pick-up line here. Hey, Babe, hows about you comming over (pun intended) on the 22nd for the Orgasm for Piece Day. Go to some college and you got a sure winner!
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-11-19 20:48||   2006-11-19 20:48|| Front Page Top

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