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2006-11-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Idiot of the Day submission : Deer assault case presents unusual issues

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-16 07:58|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "...But Lieutenant Columbo, the deer was obviously hit by a vehicle, why else would it have been dead in the road?"
"...Well, you know, I was just thinkin' the same thing myself, I mean, deer-road-hit by a car, pretty straightforward, and I think we can pretty much leave it at that, Mister Hathaway, and I do apprecate your kindness - but there was just ONE more question I wanted to ask..."

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2006-11-16 09:41|| 2006-11-16 09:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Hé hé!
RB : a pic for every occasion.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-16 10:24|| 2006-11-16 10:24|| Front Page Top

#3 When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is dead? When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is served, fully cooked?

Define "is".

Posted by William Jefferson Clinton">William Jefferson Clinton 2006-11-16 10:58|| 2006-11-16 10:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Next up, necrophilia for all! It's my freakin' Constitutional Rights(tm) man!

Posted by BA 2006-11-16 11:23|| 2006-11-16 11:23|| Front Page Top

#5 This guy needs to be locked up before he decides to shoot somebody to experience "sex" with a dead human.

Posted by DoDo 2006-11-16 11:52|| 2006-11-16 11:52|| Front Page Top

#6 He could always pull the dead gerbil out of his ass, and well, you get the point. Or, the gerbil gets the point.

Posted by wxjames 2006-11-16 12:43|| 2006-11-16 12:43|| Front Page Top

#7 Clearly a case of necrobeastiality.

Just so long as it isn't homonecrobeastiality. That sht ain't natural.

Posted by Excalibur 2006-11-16 13:09|| 2006-11-16 13:09|| Front Page Top

#8 Excal, that was just wrong!!!LOL

Posted by 49 Pan">49 Pan 2006-11-16 13:16|| 2006-11-16 13:16|| Front Page Top

#9 "Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them."

What, is he gonna propose some mandatory minimum ripening period? Gaaaaak...

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-11-16 13:28|| 2006-11-16 13:28|| Front Page Top

#10 This jerk is just 20. I think they should circumcisize him without anesthetic, and assure him that the next time, they would take the trunk with the remaining bark still on it.
Straighten up, for Pete's sake.

Posted by wxjames 2006-11-16 14:16|| 2006-11-16 14:16|| Front Page Top

#11 wx: uh, straightening up is what started this...

Posted by DoDo 2006-11-16 14:49|| 2006-11-16 14:49|| Front Page Top

#12 the ded-deer-f*cker needs shock treatments..

10 kV / 1000 amps

Posted by RD 2006-11-16 17:05|| 2006-11-16 17:05|| Front Page Top

#13 Was the deer underage?

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-11-16 17:13|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ] 2006-11-16 17:13|| Front Page Top

#14 Wait til he works his way up to people. Now that he's got his kill and boink down pat, people are likely to be next.

Posted by Shuns Uleating3851 2006-11-16 17:21|| 2006-11-16 17:21|| Front Page Top

#15 perhaps his lawyer would like him to pet-sit their families' favorite poodle or whatever?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-11-16 18:00|| 2006-11-16 18:00|| Front Page Top

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