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2006-11-15 Terror Networks
Iranian daily : The Nation of Muslims Must Prepare for the Great War (to wipe out Israel)
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-15 11:01|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Koranic Mathematic

"In the 33-day war, the Lebanese Hizbullah destroyed at least 50% of Israel [and therefore] half the path to the liberation of Jerusalem equals 33 days. Now, only (at most) 50% of the path [to Israel's destruction] remains. This remaining 50% is easier than the 50% that was already accomplished.....

"According to this description, just as in one 33-day war more than 50% of Israel was destroyed ...it is likely that in the next battle, the second half will also collapse.


Expect this level of mathematics at a university near you soon: "If a mullah has both bollocks the same size, why is one smaller than the other?"

Answer: Because 33 days is nearly a half of some years. (What)? Correct.

If they going to spout shit, at least they could try to get it to make sense.
Posted by rhodesiafever 2006-11-15 13:30||   2006-11-15 13:30|| Front Page Top

#2 I suppose that if war is inevitable, it is better that your enemy is utterly delusional.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-11-15 15:38||   2006-11-15 15:38|| Front Page Top

#3 All this WAR talk is giving me blueballs.

I wish they would just do it and get it over with.
Posted by Anon4021 2006-11-15 18:01||   2006-11-15 18:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Except that Israel started rebuilding immediately the shelling stopped -- properly, of course, not that shoddy work that isn't much happening on the Hizb'allah side of the border. So when Hizb'allah starts again, they'll be starting from the beginning, not from half way. And this time the Israelis have been watching closely as Hizb'allah emplaced the newly imported weapons, so the return fire should be even more effective...

/Those math word problems are really hard!
Posted by trailing wife 2006-11-15 22:27||   2006-11-15 22:27|| Front Page Top

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