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2006-10-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-25 06:53|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 All the world sings a tune on a spring afternoon
When we're swallowing pigeons in the park.

(Apologies to Tom Lehrer.)

Posted by Mike 2006-10-25 07:05|| 2006-10-25 07:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Thanks, Pel, that's a few less droppings on me.

Posted by General Jubilation T. Cornpone 2006-10-25 07:41|| 2006-10-25 07:41|| Front Page Top

#3 This is called the circle of life. Nature is actually a brutal place where the stronger eat the weaker ... alive. This is reality confronting some peoples romantic view the animal world.

Posted by Dan Canaveral 2006-10-25 09:09|| 2006-10-25 09:09|| Front Page Top

#4 I nominate Mr. Pelican for the '0' The Hell I Can' Award.

and plz keep eatin dem rats wid wings.

Posted by the Twelfth Imami 2006-10-25 09:39|| 2006-10-25 09:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Ahh, the pelican...whose beak can hold more than his belly can!

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2006-10-25 12:09|| www.sgtryker.com]">[www.sgtryker.com] 2006-10-25 12:09|| Front Page Top

#6 The unanswered question is : how did it taste?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-25 12:11|| 2006-10-25 12:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Like ~~Northern Spotted Owl~~ chicken.

Posted by Procopius2K 2006-10-25 13:45|| 2006-10-25 13:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Geez, hasn't anybody every heard of "an unnatural act in a public park?"

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-10-25 13:54|| 2006-10-25 13:54|| Front Page Top

#6, obviously it was dark meat.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2006-10-25 15:50|| 2006-10-25 15:50|| Front Page Top

#10 "Then it managed to get the pigeon to go head first down its throat. It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."

There are currently five pelicans living near Duck Island in St James's Park - four Eastern Whites and one Louisiana Brown."

Just a little object lesson for Yurpeons not to mess with Muricans.

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2006-10-25 17:05|| 2006-10-25 17:05|| Front Page Top

#11 To this world I contribute my smidgen
I eat a squab lest it become a pigeon

Oscar Wilde

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-10-25 18:44|| 2006-10-25 18:44|| Front Page Top

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