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2006-09-20 China-Japan-Koreas

Panda Bites Drunken Man so Drunken Man Bites Panda

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Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-20 16:45|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Punishing who?

Posted by john 2006-09-20 17:16|| 2006-09-20 17:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Humans, why do they hate us?

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-09-20 23:21|| 2006-09-20 23:21|| Front Page Top

#3 who doesn't like a freezer full of Panda venison?...mmmmm sweet n' sour jerky!

Posted by Frank G 2006-09-20 23:26|| 2006-09-20 23:26|| Front Page Top

#4 A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer with a ham sandwich.
A waiter brings the sandwich and the bartender pours the panda his beer.
The bartender says, "We don't get too many pandas here."
The panda says, "And at these prices you won't get many more." [rimshot]
The panda harfs his sandwich in one bite and gulps down the beer in a single swallow.
He gets up off of the stool and heads for the door.
The waiter comes running up to the panda exclaiming, "But wait, you haven't paid for the sandwich and beer!"
The panda draws and fires a 9mm straight through the waiter's heart.
The bartender runs up and asks, "Why did you shoot the waiter, he wasn't going to hurt you?"
The panda waves around the 9mm pistol and as the bartender backs off, the panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up in the dictionary!"
The bartender goes back to his office and looks up "panda" in the dictionary.

pan - da (pan - dah) noun
Ursine quadruped native to southeast Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-09-20 23:37|| 2006-09-20 23:37|| Front Page Top

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