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2006-09-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Spot 2006-09-19 09:51|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 AARRGGHH!!!

It's that time agin, mateys????

Posted by anonymous2u 2006-09-19 10:10|| 2006-09-19 10:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Shiver me timbers!

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2006-09-19 10:18|| 2006-09-19 10:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-19 10:37|| 2006-09-19 10:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Yarrrrrrr! Pass me more khat, matey! Me spies a container boat with a ripe crop of UN wheat crossin the horizon inbound to the Mog! Easy pickins fer the crew of the Starvin African...

Posted by Omar Al Yarrrrgh: Shiek of the Somali Main 2006-09-19 10:39|| 2006-09-19 10:39|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL, mcsegeek1.

Prepare to be boarded, LOL. Yep, that's the best. :)

Posted by flyover 2006-09-19 10:57|| 2006-09-19 10:57|| Front Page Top

#6 Yar! Buckle me swash!

Posted by Mike 2006-09-19 12:46|| 2006-09-19 12:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Arr, Linda! Get to cleaning on that thar table! Now prepare to be boarded! :-)

Posted by gorb 2006-09-19 13:45|| 2006-09-19 13:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Yarrrr! There be a song! ("With Cat-Like Tread" from Pirates of Penzance)

With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A flys foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard

Tarantara, tarantara!

So stealthily the pirate creeps,
While all the household soundly sleeps.

Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Lets vary piracee
With a little burglaree!
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Lets vary piracee
With a little burglaree!

Heres your crowbar and your centrebit,
Your life-preserver you may want to hit!
Your silent matches, your dark lantern seize,
Take your file and your skeletonic keys.

Tarantara.

With cat-like tread

Tarantara.

In silence dread

With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A flys foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard

Posted by Korora">Korora 2006-09-19 14:09|| 2006-09-19 14:09|| Front Page Top

#9 Arrr, she was bluff at the bow and broad amidships.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-09-19 23:37|| 2006-09-19 23:37|| Front Page Top

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