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2006-09-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Man lived to 112 on sausage-and-waffles diet
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-03 03:01|| || Front Page|| [11142 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Struck down by a massive heart attack caused by seeing his mom hit his da over the head with a frying pan for coming home drunk at 2 a.m. after a poker game.
Posted by 6 2006-09-03 05:44||   2006-09-03 05:44|| Front Page Top

#2 violent moms

when will the world wake up and care?
Posted by RD 2006-09-03 07:01||   2006-09-03 07:01|| Front Page Top

#3 “He had terrible bad habits. He had a diet largely of sausages and waffles,” Dr. L. Stephen Coles, founder of the Gerontology Research Group at the University of California, Los Angeles, said Friday...A lot of people think or imagine that your good habits and bad habits contribute to your longevity,” Coles said. “But we often find it is in the genes rather than lifestyle.”

Not that the Chicken Little Nannyites will shut up about this cause its all about CONTROL. And note well, even though MSM publishes this, they won't pay any attention to it cause it won't file air time or columns.
Posted by Creans Slung1766 2006-09-03 08:32||   2006-09-03 08:32|| Front Page Top

#4 ...err fill air time...

now for my morning coffee.
Posted by Creans Slung1766 2006-09-03 08:33||   2006-09-03 08:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Have some sausage and waffles. They're good for you.
Posted by Fred 2006-09-03 10:48||   2006-09-03 10:48|| Front Page Top

#6 maybe it's because he didn't eat the eggs. We must ban eating eggs. Cause and effect - don't ya see.
Posted by Shetle Thaimble6946 2006-09-03 13:19||   2006-09-03 13:19|| Front Page Top

#7 I was let on to the big secret by an extremely old guy some years ago. He said that most people just have their thermostat set high. They get married and have kids when they are 18, and are grandparents by the time they are 36 and die by 55.

He, on the other hand, got married for the first time at 57, and he and his young wife had three kids. He then bragged that an ancestor (a civil war general) hadn't gotten married until 70, and went through four wives in ten years (mortality), producing seven children total.

He said, people who live a long time generally don't do high-risk behavior, not because somebody told them not to, just because they don't enjoy it overmuch.

So for most people, he advised the people drink, smoke, and drive in fast cars, because if they can, and they like it, they're going to die young anyway, of something or other. If they don't like it, they are probably going to live to be old.

Fatalism? Naw. Observation.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-09-03 14:10||   2006-09-03 14:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Me: So Doctor White what can I do?

Doc White: Well, stop drinking so much, forget gambling and stop chasing them young gals!

Me: Will I live longer?

Doc White: No. But it'll damn sure seem longer.
Posted by 6 2006-09-03 17:05||   2006-09-03 17:05|| Front Page Top

#9 Doc White: No. But it'll damn sure seem longer. Does this color look like salmon to you?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-09-03 18:20||   2006-09-03 18:20|| Front Page Top

#10 Doc White to 6r: Why is your specimen pink salmon™ color?
Posted by RD 2006-09-03 21:35||   2006-09-03 21:35|| Front Page Top

#11 Frank and 6, I wouldn't take any medicines from the good Dr. after those digs. ;-)
Posted by lotp 2006-09-03 21:49||   2006-09-03 21:49|| Front Page Top

#12 A good friend of mine bred show dogs and White Faced Herefords (steer).
She told me that females should have young while their bodies are still plyable. That would be from 13 to about 20 years of age. Silly older women want to have a career first and then take a few years to bear a child. Not too smart that.
Posted by wxjames 2006-09-03 22:38||   2006-09-03 22:38|| Front Page Top

#13 :-) 6 made me do it~ LOL
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-09-03 22:54||   2006-09-03 22:54|| Front Page Top

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