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2006-08-28 Britain
Scots PC Police: Did Keith Smoke Tobacco?
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Posted by Threatch Unons6270 2006-08-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 And everyone else at the Rolling Stones rock concert smoked absolutely nothing.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by Zenster 2006-08-28 00:43||   2006-08-28 00:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Q: What does it mean when Kieth Richards drools out of both sides of his mouth?

A: The stage is level.
Posted by Zenster 2006-08-28 00:45||   2006-08-28 00:45|| Front Page Top

#3 LOL, Zenster!
Posted by Threatch Unons6270 2006-08-28 00:52||   2006-08-28 00:52|| Front Page Top

#4 bwhahaha cold but accurate Zenster. :)
Posted by djohn66 2006-08-28 00:57||   2006-08-28 00:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Don't be so petty. Smokin' on stage is nothin'. Be thankful he didn't drop drawer and take a leak on stage.
Posted by SOP35/Rat 2006-08-28 01:02||   2006-08-28 01:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Zenster levitates! :-)


The law came into force in March and bans smoking in enclosed public places. Its aim is to reduce the health damage caused by second-hand tobacco smoke. Environmental officers are responsible for enforcing the ban and inspections.

second-hand tobacco smoke is a third rate scam
Posted by RD 2006-08-28 02:27||   2006-08-28 02:27|| Front Page Top

#7 True, RD. The Global Warming Global Cooling Climate Change scam of the We Need To Fix You nanny-state crowd. When they realized that the tobacco companies had deep pockets is when the anti-smoking game grew legs.
Posted by Threatch Unons6270 2006-08-28 02:50||   2006-08-28 02:50|| Front Page Top

#8 but was recently in the news for an operation on his skull after falling from a tree in May,

Another example of how rumour morphs into fact. An Australian reporter called up the resort and confirmed he fell out of a hammock. The original story was he fell out of a coconut palm. A healthy teenager would find climbing a coconut palm a serious challenge, never mind a 60 year old man.
Posted by phil_b 2006-08-28 06:52||   2006-08-28 06:52|| Front Page Top

#9 “If found guilty of smoking, Richards would have to pay a £50 fine.”

Where in the world is someone of Richards modest income going to come up with that kind of cash?
Posted by DepotGuy 2006-08-28 10:36||   2006-08-28 10:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Bet if Kieth wanted to shoot up on stage there'd be somebody from the Glasgow City Council there to hand him a clean needle...
Posted by tu3031 2006-08-28 10:55||   2006-08-28 10:55|| Front Page Top

#11 But there's no 2nd hand smoke from shooting up, unless you consider vomit on the same level.
Posted by Perfesser 2006-08-28 13:47||   2006-08-28 13:47|| Front Page Top

#12 I'd pass on the comments of amy Scots ex-pat friend, but to tell the truth, I have no idea what the phrase "those loopy gits" actually means.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2006-08-28 17:50||   2006-08-28 17:50|| Front Page Top

#13 loopy - crazy, stupid, dim-witted, retarded (aka 'mental')
gits - contemptible, stupid and/or unpleasant person
Posted by Tony (UK) 2006-08-28 18:02||   2006-08-28 18:02|| Front Page Top

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