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2006-08-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man accused of telling airport security penis pump was a bomb

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-23 12:36|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother

...and a penis pump. Can you say "looooooooser"?

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-23 12:55|| 2006-08-23 12:55|| Front Page Top

#2 bwhahahahaha ok ok i'll stop bwhahahahahahaha Oh God I would have been on the floor laughing so hard. I am glad I don't work for TSA they would have had to fire me for pointing and laughing.

Posted by djohn66 2006-08-23 13:07|| 2006-08-23 13:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Note to mother of Amin:

I know he's 29, but consider a retractable leash and closer monitoring of this fine lad please.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-23 13:44|| 2006-08-23 13:44|| Front Page Top

#4 What do you suppose would have happened if he appeared before that judge that just got booted for using one on the bench?

Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins 2006-08-23 13:49|| http://northshorejournal.org]">[http://northshorejournal.org] 2006-08-23 13:49|| Front Page Top

#5 No, no. I said it's "Da bomb".

Posted by Amin 2006-08-23 13:50|| 2006-08-23 13:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Hmmm. He'd rather go to Federal Prison than tell his mother he likes to masturbate? Talk about sexual repression.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-23 14:21|| 2006-08-23 14:21|| Front Page Top

#7 So his mother would be upset at a penis pump, but not at a bomb?

Some insight into the muslim mentality.

Posted by DoDo 2006-08-23 14:24|| 2006-08-23 14:24|| Front Page Top

#8 My first impressions reading this were "vow, this so could be me", and "why on earth would you want to bring a penis pump to turkey?... Oh, wait...".

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-23 16:03|| 2006-08-23 16:03|| Front Page Top

#9 Didn't this guy used to be a judge?

Posted by Mike 2006-08-23 16:57|| 2006-08-23 16:57|| Front Page Top

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