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2006-08-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tipper 2006-08-21 13:12|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Madonna's been hitting the Orodyne, apparently.

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-08-21 13:24|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-08-21 13:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Shut up and strip for the cameras.

Posted by ed 2006-08-21 13:44|| 2006-08-21 13:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh. You mean she's not gonna just suck it all outta the ground?

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-21 13:51|| 2006-08-21 13:51|| Front Page Top

#4 I wonder how long it'll take for the owners of the patent on "Orgone" to sue them.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-08-21 14:02|| 2006-08-21 14:02|| Front Page Top

#5 "revolutionary" decontamination agent called Orodyne, which can reportedly also treat gynaecological problems in cows and sheep.

... and Madonna can vouch for it.

Posted by DoDo 2006-08-21 14:03|| 2006-08-21 14:03|| Front Page Top

#6 She could hide all the N-Waste in her vagina. I hear nothing escapes.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-21 14:33|| 2006-08-21 14:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Dunno about nothing escaping, #6, but there sure have been a lot of visitors!

Posted by gb506 2006-08-21 16:42|| 2006-08-21 16:42|| Front Page Top

#8 If I'm reading this right, they think that by shouting at the problem it will go away . . .

Yup. They're liberals, all right.

Posted by The Doctor">The Doctor 2006-08-21 16:56|| 2006-08-21 16:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Why not just spread it over Qom?

Posted by 3dc 2006-08-21 19:16|| 2006-08-21 19:16|| Front Page Top

#10 "I've just come to a place in my life where I'm trying to really see what the big picture is and where my energy is better spent..."

Oh, for cryin' out loud... just shut up and sing. Or take your clothes off, or whatever it is you do these days...

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-08-21 19:32|| 2006-08-21 19:32|| Front Page Top

#11
An old joke from the 80's.

Q: What's the difference between Madonna and the Statue of Liberty?

A: Not everyones been up the Statue of Liberty!

Try the veal, I'll be hear all week.

Posted by Texas Redneck 2006-08-21 19:51|| 2006-08-21 19:51|| Front Page Top

#12 hear = here

Posted by Texas Redneck 2006-08-21 19:52|| 2006-08-21 19:52|| Front Page Top

#13 "what's that Timmy? Lassie's in Madonna? what about the well?"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-21 20:31|| 2006-08-21 20:31|| Front Page Top

#14 too many drugs

Posted by Flavitle Omart7450 2006-08-21 21:04|| 2006-08-21 21:04|| Front Page Top

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