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2006-08-07 China-Japan-Koreas
North Korea Claims Capture of U.S. Submersible
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Posted by Danielle 2006-08-07 10:56|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Then again, it could be a close-up of Kimmie's girlfriend's favorite dildo, "Big Ernie."

It's hard to tell.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2006-08-07 12:05||   2006-08-07 12:05|| Front Page Top

#2 lol mojo
Posted by RD 2006-08-07 12:23||   2006-08-07 12:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Tell-tale sign: The twist-on twist-off power switch. BTW, Kim has a GF? I thought he was partial to little boys.
Posted by mcsegeeek1 2006-08-07 13:07||   2006-08-07 13:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Steely Dan?
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-08-07 13:13||   2006-08-07 13:13|| Front Page Top

#5 No fair Deacon. None of the rest of us has a Donald Fagen song for a nickname.
Posted by mcsegeeek1 2006-08-07 13:15||   2006-08-07 13:15|| Front Page Top

#6 "Comrade, we've finished putting the imperialist underwater spy device on display. By the way, any reason you know of why it should be ticking?"
Posted by Steve">Steve  2006-08-07 13:16||   2006-08-07 13:16|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL! Steely Dan was the name of the dildo in "The Naked Lunch".
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-08-07 13:17||   2006-08-07 13:17|| Front Page Top

#8 Kim Jong Il is partial to beautiful women, especially kidnapped actresses, whom he also forces to perform in films of his own devising. His several acknowledged heirs have all been from different mothers, as I recall, not all of whom he was officially married to.
Posted by trailing wife 2006-08-07 13:31||   2006-08-07 13:31|| Front Page Top

#9 LOL indeed. '.....learn to work the saxophone.....and play just what I feel......drink Scotch Whiskey all night long.....and die behind the wheel....'
Posted by mcsegeeek1 2006-08-07 13:32||   2006-08-07 13:32|| Front Page Top

#10 Only the Norks would pull up an old navy mine and call it a US submersible.
Posted by DarthVader 2006-08-07 13:44||   2006-08-07 13:44|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe it's one of these.
Posted by Xbalanke 2006-08-07 13:51||   2006-08-07 13:51|| Front Page Top

#12 I got the nick-name because I finished a Turkey Shoot (black powder flintlocks) with a 0 score. I got teased because I qualified as a sharpshooter in the army. I didn't miss any targets (we walk a trail in the woods by following written directions) but I had points taken off for minor infractions. So everyone started calling me Deacon Blues.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-08-07 13:57||   2006-08-07 13:57|| Front Page Top

#13 Judge, Deacon was skipping in the woods.

That's 2 demerits.
Posted by wxjames 2006-08-07 14:10||   2006-08-07 14:10|| Front Page Top

#14 Tree hugging undoubtedly. The NRA routinely takes away points for that.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-07 14:12||   2006-08-07 14:12|| Front Page Top

#15 I was wondering where my innertube raft had drifted off to.
Posted by Dreadnought 2006-08-07 14:27||   2006-08-07 14:27|| Front Page Top

#16 Hey Deacon, it sounds like the safest place during that shoot was where you was aimin'.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-08-07 14:47||   2006-08-07 14:47|| Front Page Top

#17 North Korea claimed it has captured an unmanned U.S. submersible and put it on display in Pyongyang

Posted by BigEd 2006-08-07 14:50||   2006-08-07 14:50|| Front Page Top

#18 Nope, I actually did hit the targets. I just got penalized for not seeing the Indians. Or the Bear. And I had to bribe the guide to not tell anyone.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-08-07 14:50||   2006-08-07 14:50|| Front Page Top

#19 ROFLMAO Ed. Only thing I don't understand is the soup.
Posted by mcsegeeek1 2006-08-07 14:51||   2006-08-07 14:51|| Front Page Top

#20 I don't care who ya are, that's funny BigEd!!
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-08-07 15:42||   2006-08-07 15:42|| Front Page Top

#21 Nice piece of carving.
Posted by 6 2006-08-07 17:18||   2006-08-07 17:18|| Front Page Top

#22 Rock & Roll bands, kidnapped actresses in bondage, Naked Lunch sextoy literary references, black powder safaris and Disney movie props. Just another run-of-the-mill day at Rantburg. Eff almighty, I love this frickin' place!!!
Posted by Zenster 2006-08-07 19:34||   2006-08-07 19:34|| Front Page Top

#23 I agree with ya, Zen! I truly do learn something new here everyday. BTW, gotta wonder if this so called submersible was piloted by my Cody doll?
Posted by BA 2006-08-07 21:48||   2006-08-07 21:48|| Front Page Top

#24 I think that BigEd photoshopped the dildonic Nork-captured submersible, I really do.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2006-08-07 21:53||   2006-08-07 21:53|| Front Page Top

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